Screeching Weasel – I Wanna Be A Homosexual (Guitar)

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from Kill the Musicians (1989) [DISCLAIMER] I didn't see chords on here and barely any correct lyrics. Also key is tuned a half step down with power chords. You can transpose it up a step to C instead if you want to play with the record. [INTRO] B C# E x2 [Verse]:
B                                                  C#      E 
I got a little lisp and I've been working on my limp wrist--

B                                        C#     E 
Women are a drag, I think I wanna be a faggot, man

B                                   C#    E      B 
Mincing ninny, a prancing fairy, merry little queen

C#                   B        C#             B
A Bruce LaBruce wet dream, a nancy boy with wings--
[Chorus]:
B       F#    G#m         E      B 
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual

        F#   G#m         E      B 
I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual

        F#  G#m         E      B 
I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual

        F#  G#m  E 
I wanna be
[Verse]:
B                                                 C# E
Shock the middle class, take it up your punk rock ass!---

B                                                                   C# E
You rub your little thing when you see phony dykes in Penthouse magazine

B                                          C#      E        B
So what's the difference, Mr. Cream Rinse, you just need a man

C#             B       C#               E           B
A beefy little fag to take you out in drag, oh yeah!--
[Repeat chorus] [Bridge]:
E           F#                D#                       G#m         F#       E
Call me a faggot, call me a butt-lovin', fudge packin' queer -- I. don't. care

                               F# 
cause it's the straight in straight edge

               D#               G#m                        
That makes me wanna drink your beer 

       F#  E
and be a pansy,

          F#
and be a homo
[Verse]:
B                                                 C# E
Shock the middle class, take it up your punk rock ass!--

B                                                           C#              E
You rub your puny thing when you see studs with tight jeans pass you on the street

B                                              C#         E       B
Who wears short shorts, you wear short shorts, you're so full of sh*t!

C#             B                        C#       E         B
Why don't you admit you don't have the balls to be  a  queer!
[Repeat chorus and end on B]