Screeching Weasel – I Hate Old Folks (Guitar)

Half-Step Down (Eb-Ab-Db-Gb-Bb-Eb)
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The timing's a bit weird. I tried my best, but you're gonna have to listen to the song to get it exact. [Verse 1]
A       D# D      A     D# D
[tab]A            D# D C  D
I wish they'd go away

A              D# D         A        D# D
They think the world should owe them something

  A            D# D   C  D
Because their hair is grey

     A        D# D       A      D# D
They fart and wheeze and read a lot

         A            D# D C  D
And they watch things on TV

     A         D# D      A        D# D
They walk with canes and crippled brains

         A      D# D C  D
They can barely even see
[Chorus]
C
I hate old folks, yes I do

A
Their lives have all turned stale

C
If I was king of America

    A
I'd throw them all in jail
[Verse 2]
A           D# D     A
They always call you sunny

D# D     A         D# D   C  D
And they pinch you on the cheek

        A      D# D   A      D# D
They're always making dumb remarks

     A             D# D   C  D
Like "you've grown like a weed"

     A             D# D    A       D# D
They think they're just so fucking smart

               A        D# D C  D
'Cause they've lived for 80 years

        A      D# D     A          D# D
They're always whining about their hearts

         A            D# D       C  D
And they shout 'cause they can't hear
[Chorus]
C
I hate old folks, yes I do

A
Their lives have all turned stale

C
If I was king of America

    A
I'd throw them all in jail
[Outro] A D# D [x2] C D A D# D [x2] C D A D# D [x2] C D A D# D [x2] C D