Screeching Weasel – Diy (Ukulele)

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D.I.Y. Why because we hate you and the dumb look on your face

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D.I.Y. Why because your band's another weak charity case

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Our shows should be five bucks or less, we'll do it for the kids

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Two legs good, MTV bad, and major labels suck     

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D.I.Y. is simply your only excuse for why you always fail

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Initials on the flag you wave

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When your shitty records won't sell anywhere

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Politics and social comment, twenty dollar words

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Won't make your lousy music go down easier

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You can't polish a turd

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D.I.Y. means do it yourself because it's what you    want

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      It doesn't clean the slate when

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Everything gets all fucked  up

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      What would you do you phony fuckhead if you hit it       big?

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  Stop acting better than me

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We both know you're full of shit