Say Anything – Wow I Can Get Sexual Too (Ukulele)

F                   Am
If I die and go to hell real soon

G                        C    C/B
It will appear to me as this room

G          C          F
And for eternity I'd lay in bed

        G           C
In my boxers half stoned

 Dm                  F
with a pillow under my head

          Dm              Am
I'd be chatting on the interweb

  C                     C/B    F
maggots pray upon the living dead

G            F                        C
I had no interest in the things she said

         Dm     F
on the phone everyday

         G              F  Am
I'll permantly hit the hay-ay

Am                                  G         C
I called her on the phone and she touched herself

 F             C           F       G
She touched herself she touched herself

    Am                              G        C
I called her on the phone and she touched herself

     F      G         C
I laughed myself to sleep

G         C
At this rate

 Dm       F           C
I'll be heading for electric chairs

Dm         F             C       C/B
I'm only human with my claws to bare

 G                  C     C/B
When she described her underwear

     F             Am       G      F          G        C
I forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old shul

 F                            G    C
You're too young to be this empty girl

        Dm              F           C
I'll prepare you for a sick dark world

 G                       F
Know that you'll be my downfall

 G                 C           C/B
But I call and I call and I call-all

C                    Am
I don't know what I want

Em                   G
I don't know what I want

C                    Am
I don't know what I want

Em                   G
I don't know what I want