Say Anything – Shiksa Girlfriend (Guitar)

Half-Step Down (Eb-Ab-Db-Gb-Bb-Eb)
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Chords

[Chords]
   C/D  G
eb|---|---|
Bb|-5-|-3-|
Gb|-5-|-4-|
Db|-x-|-5-|
Ab|-5-|-5-|
Eb|---|-3-|
All other chords can be played however. [Intro]
C   G      F
Girlfriend now

         C   G      F
I have a girlfriend now

   C    G  F           C   G      F
No way, no how I get a girlfriend now
[Verse 1]
C
I remember it vividly, love.
I've been walking erect since the moment we met
      Am
And I caught your eye to my surprise (your white thighs)

C
Hebraic neuroses ceased to be
An angel's conversing with me
         F
The new attractive to me is divine

    G            F                  C/D
And even if your friends don't understand

                     F              C/D
No matter what, I'll always be your man

                F                   C/D               F
And even if you go, you know you'll leave me feeling grand

          C/D
Yeah yeah
[Verse 2]
          C                   Em    G
I'll need new contraceptives, green eyes

        C                      Am    G
I found God when you left him, green eyes

      Am
Let's spend the night entwined out on the boardwalk in sickly summertime

         C
Like the yin and the yang of the afikomen

Em     G   C  C/B    F
You're the omen that all has changed that was deranged

    G           F                 C/D
And even if you stomp me 'til I'm sore

                    F                C/D
No matter what, I'd bleed to be your whore

                F                  C/D              Ab  Bb
And even if the cancer grows until we explode, I'm yours
[Chorus]
C   G      F
Girlfriend now

         C   G      F
I have a girlfriend now

   C    G  F
No way, no how

        C   G       F
I get a girlfriend, now?
[Bridge]
F   C/D
    Well, from here on forth, I'm yours
F C/D F C/D F C/D [Verse 3]
                 F               C/D
And even if your whisper eats my ear

                        F           C/D
Your voice shall be the only song I long to hear

C               F                 C/D          Ab               Bb
And even if you fear the end, our sacrament of salmon and Irish beer

Ab         Bb
Will still be here
[Chorus]
C   G      F
Girlfriend now

         C   G      F
I have a girlfriend now

   C    G  F
No way, no how

        C   G       F
I get a girlfriend, now?
[Final Chorus]
C   G      F
Girlfriend now

         C   G      F
I have a girlfriend now

   Am   Em  F
No way, no how

         C   G       F
She's my girlfriend, now?