Sabrina Carpenter – Never Getting Laid (Guitar)

Fmaj7                       Cmaj7
  We were so happy, why not mix it up?

E7                              Am7          D7
  I'm so at peace, yeah I can't drink enough

Fmaj7                            Cmaj7
  No way to know just who you're thinking of

E7                              Am7
  I just wish you didn't have a mind

   D7           Fmaj7
(Ah) That could flip like a switch

       Cmaj7
Like a wandering drift

     E7
To a neighboring bitch

     Am7                  D7           Fmaj7
When just the other night you said you need me, what gives?

        Cmaj7
How did it come to this?

       E7
Boy, I know where you live

              A
Baby, I'm not angry

                  F#m7
Love you just the same

                Bm7                 E
I just hope you get agoraphobia someday

                      C#m7
And all your days are sunny

                F#m7
From your windowpane

           Bm7
Wish you a lifetime full of happiness

                               A
And a forever of never getting laid

Fmaj7                            Cmaj7
  I think this schedule could be very nice (Very nice)

E7                             Am7          D7
  Call up the boys and crack a Miller Lite, watch the fight

Fmaj7                             Cmaj7
  Us girls are fun but stressful, am I right? (Am I right?)

E7                             Am7               D7
  And you got a right hand anyway (And only yesterday)

         Fmaj7
Was when we called it quits (Called it quits)

      Cmaj7
I was so confident (Confident)

         E7
'Til the thought of it hit

     Am7                   D7      Fmaj7
That any given night, you could be using your lips

     Cmaj7
On a girl with big tits

       E7
Boy, I know where you live

              A
Baby, I'm not angry

                  F#m7
Love you just the same (I love you just the same)

                Bm7                 E
I just hope you get agoraphobia someday

                      C#m7
And all your days are sunny (Sunny from your windowpane)

                F#m7
From your windowpane

           Bm7
Wish you a lifetime full of happiness

                               A            F#m7
And a forever of never getting laid (Forever)

   Bm7 
Mm-mm

  F#m7       E7            C#m7    F#m7 Bm7 E7
A forever of never getting laid (Laid, mm)

A         Fmaj7
  At the end of the rainbow

 G7
I hope you find

  Am7         Am7/G#  Am7/G
A good whole lot of nothing

              F#dim
'Cause you're still inside

    Dm7       Ddim  Gsus4         C
And abstinence is just a state of mind