Rod Stewart – Lost Paraguayos (Ukulele)

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Darling I hate to tell you but I think I'm catching a cold

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Put another chair on the fire bring the bottle over here

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I like your laugh and a hot romance

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and your orn'ry sense of humor

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but if it rains again like it did today

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I'm gonna have to leave a little bit sooner

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Got to get me some South America sun

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Honey don't even ask me if you can come along

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Down at the border you need to be older

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and you sure don't look like my daughter

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Your ridiculous age, start a state outrage

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and I'll end up in a Mexican jail

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Darling please don't cry you know I wouldn't tell you no lie

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Oh my God don't look now

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but it appears to be raining again

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Get upstairs pack my book of prayers

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Honey hurry I'm catching pneumonia

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I gotta move while I'm in the mood

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or I'll disappear into that wall

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Darling please don't curse

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it really couldn't be any worse

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Say I'm a sun fanatic but it's dark in your attic

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and your cat sleeps over my head

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I know I'm not a football star

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but I wanna little better than that

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So I'm much obliged for the pure white ride

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and a cup of tea every morning

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I'll say goodbye, look your man in the eye

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you know I wouldn't tell you no lie