Ringo Starr – No No Song (Ukulele)

C
a lady that I know just came from Columbia,

    F                             C
she smiled because I did not understand.

                           F
Then she held out some marijuana, ha ha!

    G7                              C
She said it was the best in all the land.

C
No, no, no, no, I don't smoke it no more.

                              G7
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.

                                      C
and then it makes it hard to find the door.

C
a woman that I know just came from Majorca, in Spain.

    F                             C
She smiled because I did not understand.

                              F
Then she held out a ten pound bag of cocaine,

    G7                            C
she said it was the finest in the land.

C
No, no, no, no, I don't sniff it no more.

                              G7
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.

                                      C
and then it makes it hard to find the door.

C
a man I know just came from Nashville, Tennessee, oh.

   F                             C
He smiled because I did not understand.

                                F
Then he held out some moonshine whiskey, oh ho,

   G7                              C
he said it was the best in all the land. 

C
No, no, no, no, I don't drink it no more.

                              G7
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.

                                      C
and then it makes it hard to find the door.

C
No, no, no, no, I can't take it no more.

                              G7
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.

                                      C
and then it makes it hard to find the door.