Rick Springfield – Santa Is An Anagram (Guitar)

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Santa is an anagram I think you copy that

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There must be something twisted underneath his stupid hat

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You took my name, switched a letter here or there

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What was Nicky thinking, did he think I wouldn't care?

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I saw it right away, I was going to kick his candy ass

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But seeing it was Christmas I thought I'd let it pass

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Santa is an anagram, you're suckered by the beard

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Bringing peace to everyone I think that's kinda weird

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There's no such thing as peace, it's a fallacy for fools

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They use him just to hook you into all those Sunday schools

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And later on to sign the troops for good old Uncle Sam

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You got to know that Santa is just an anagram

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I'm dosing up my milligrams here in Wonderland

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Chasing Norma Jeane 'round Liberace's baby grand

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God's in the kitchen talking shit with Oscar Wilde

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Gandhi's in the corner beating up a flower child

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Gloria Steinem's hitting hard on all the ape-men

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So you better spell it right, it's S-A-T-A-N

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Santa is an anagram

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Santa is an anagram

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Santa is an anagram

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Santa is an anagram

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Santa is an anagram, I think you copy that

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There must be something twisted underneath his stupid hat

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Santa is an anagram

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Santa is an anagram

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Santa is an anagram

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Santa is an anagram

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Santa is an anagram, you better copy that