Rick Springfield – If Wishes Were Fishes (Guitar)
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[Verse 1]
C A I'd wish for no more wars, and silence of guns F C All your troubles to be little ones Am Em For every child in the world to eat their fill F G With a guardian angel on each window sill Am Em I'd wish for the wealth to be spread around C D Every soul when they pass to be heaven bound Dm C And after I'd wished for all that crap I'd seen F G If maybe I could wish a thing or two for me
[Verse 2]
C I wish my neighbor would choke on his yappy dog F Wish I could pick my relatives from a catalog Dm D Dm F The hot girl next door would tan wearing nothing but a smile
Howdy Neighbor!
[Verse 3]
G C Wish I could get that knighthood from the queen F I wish folks would quit calling me Rick Springsteen Dm G I wish the IRS would permanently misplace my file F G I wish the starter in my damn corvette would work F G C Am I wish I'd never seen Miley Cyrus twerk D Why does everybody seem so real and I feel like a fraud F I wish that we were all equal in the eyes of God
[Chorus]
F G C Am If wishes were fishes I wouldn't smell so sweet F G C Am There'd be a million dead fish lying at my feet F G C Am I wish and I wish to make my life complete Dm F I wanna drink from that wishing cup D F G But real life steps in to screw it up
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C G F A
[Verse 4]
C Wish every God damn body would learn to drive F And stop cutting me off on Interstate 5 Dm And I wish Scarlett Johanson would give me a call F G 867-5309
[Verse 5]
C Wish money flowed like the falls of Niagara F Wish I'd quit getting emails for cheap Viagra Dm F G I wish there was someway, somehow I could have it all F C Am Wish I was 21 again, let the good times roll F G C My only worry back then was "does she have birth control?" Am D C G I'm not a doctor, but I played one on TV F N.C. And I'd be happy to take a look for free
[Chorus]
F G C Am If wishes were fishes we wouldn't smell too good F G C Am With a bunch of dead fish around the neighborhood F G Am I'm not the only one who wishes cause this is Hollywood D F Where all your freaky shit comes true D G And maybe a wish or two
[Verse 6]
F G Em G Wish every politician wasn't a self serving dick F G Em Am Wish I hadn't googled Anthony Weiner's, wiener F G E Am Was our government hit with a stupid stick D G I wish Honest Abe Lincoln was still our president F C N.C. But I'd settle for Jesus or Clark Kent
[Chorus]
F G C Am If wishes were fishes the whole world would eat F G C Am But we,d all be sick of fish by the end of the week F G C Am I got a sneaking suspicion I'm not the only freak D F Who's wishing for blind dumb luck D I get nothing here F G C F A C What the fuck? What the fuck?