Rhett & Link – Turkey In A Trash Can (Guitar)

         Gm
   We're here together, in these apocalyptic lands,

         Cm
   being chased by a biker gang, whose got flamethrowers for hands.

Gm
   But we won't let that stop us, from enjoying a Thanksgiving feast, no,

Cm
   even though everyone we know, is deceased.

         Gm
We got a turkey in a trash can, turkey in a trash can.

  Cm
A turkey in a trash can, turkey in a trash can.

       Gm
Has anybody seen our friend Stan? He was playing guitar and he had gloves on.

      Cm
Got a turkey in a trash can...

         Gm                                                         Cm
And I'll bet we'll be singing this song, sixty minutes from now.

               Gm
We still got a turkey in a trash can, turkey in a trash can

  Cm
A turkey in a trash can, turkey in a trash can.

   Gm
We can't locate a woman, preferably we'd find two.

         Cm                                           Gm
We got a turkey in a trash can, now lets get it out.