Rhett & Link – Tough Decisions (Guitar)

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Paper or plastic

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Presents itself as a decision with an obvious answer

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You pick paper 'cause the plastic will end up in the ocean

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Giving a whale cancer   but did you know that

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The paper in this bag is made from the prickly peckerwood tree

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Which happens to be the residency of the dwarf winged beaver bee

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And when the dwarf winged beaver bees no longer have

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Homes in which to go, then I think you should know

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Right inside of those same whale's blowholes

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So you can weigh

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All these factors before you choose to decide

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But either way, know this

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A whale is gonna die

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No matter what you choose

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A whale is gonna die

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No matter what you do

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A whale is gonna die

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Dine in or take out

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An inconsequential question at the fast food restaurant

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Then on the way home, you know you start to smelling those

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French fries, so you reach in the bag

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And take your eyes off the road and drive straight off a bridge

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And who knows what's in the water below 

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So you should've dined in

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But if you dined in you decide to shake salt on those fries

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With the shaker that the previous guy

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Coughed on, and then you rub your eyes

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Oh no, the next morning you wake up

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With a wicked face itch you drive to urgent care

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Drive off the very same bridge from when you didn't dine in

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And did I mention   both times you hit   a whale

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A whale is gonna die

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No matter what you choose

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A whale is gonna die

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No matter what you do

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A whale is gonna die

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It's gonna be okay

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Except in the case you're a whale

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A whale is gonna die