Rhett & Link – The Sketchy Guy From Craigslist Song (Guitar)

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STOP - STOP and mute Stop - Stop and fade Chords:
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Intro: A Verse 1:
A           C#m        G
Mr. Fly has been compromised         -Mr. Fly is our couch, we named it that

  A                C#m         G
a rat has taken up residence inside. -It's a long story

               A
Where does one turn...

         C#m
when one needs...

               G       G
a new place to sit.

A                                         C#m
think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think - 

      G
Craigslist!
Verse 2:
   A         C#m        G
Beatrice has been compromised        -Beatrice is my couch, I named her that...

         A
Now it's red

          C#m      G
though it once was white.            -I have chronic nosebleeds.

           A
How in the world

          C#m        G      G
would one get rid of this?

A                                         C#m
think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think - 

      G           G
Craigslist!
Bridge:
    F#m 
I'm posting an ad..

      D      
We're replying to an ad
A* on Craigslist..
         F#m
It looks like a real red couch!

        D
Look at this real red couch
A* on Craigslist!
F#m
    We gotta snag this couch, man.

D
    I'm gonna call him - 
A* boop, boop, boop, boop beedee boop boop boop boop
F#m      D        A*
riiiing, riiiing, riii-- Hello...

                           F#m
Uh, hello, um, I'm calling - 
You calling about a couch?
D
Yeah, I am...
A* I knew it, I could smell you from here.
   F#m                     D
Uh,    okay well um, I just-- I'm interested in it
A* Just come along then, bring your roommate and come on by
                          F#m
I'm here waiting for you, boys.

                 D
You can't see me can you?
A* No (Keep Strumming) Okay good, keep it that way until you get here Come right now? You better get here real quick I gotta bathe my mother. Stop Goodbye Chorus:
      A
We're buying a sofa

                       F#m
yeah that's what we're gonna do

        E
but I'm pretty sure we're buying it
D* A from a sketchy, sketchy, sketchy, sketchy, sketchy dude Bridge 2:
A
Here we are, we're at the front door

A
should I knock or should I ring the--

A
Ring the doorbell.

A
Okay...

A
ding dong 

A
ding dong 

A
ding dong ding dong

A
Hey, hey Phillip.

A
Uh, I'Am not Phillip - 

A
You smell different when you're awake...

A
you got a real nice forehead...

A
Thanks ... I mean, I usually cover it up, but -

A
Well let me ask you a question

A
I lost my tangerine potato smoothie

A
can I check y'all's hairs for it?
Chorus 2:
          A
We're not buying a sofa

                      F#m
that's not what we're gonna do

           E 
cause he's most definitely
D* A the most sketchy, sketchy, sketchy, sketchiest of dudes! Outro: -Let's get out of here... -Dolphins are the best food.