Rhett & Link – The Secret Life Of A Hamster Song (Guitar)

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STOP - STOP and mute Stop - Stop and fade [Chords]:
      Am               C       Or      C              Dm
 |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|---|  X|-B-|---|-B-|   |-B-|---|---|
 |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|---|-B-|   |-B-|-O-|---|
 |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|---|-B-|   |-B-|---|-O-|
 |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|---|-B-|   |-B-|---|-O-|
 |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|---|
 |-B-|---|---|  X|-B-|---|---|  X|-B-|---|---|  X|-B-|---|---|
   5               3               3               5   

     Am/E              G             
 |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|---|  
 |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|---|   
 |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|-O-|---|   
 |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|---|-O-|  
 |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|---|-O-| 
o|---|---|---|   |-B-|---|---| 
   5               3            
[Intro]: Am Am/E G Am Am/E G [Verse 1]:
Am        Am/E        G
Everyone knows what a hamster does

Am        Am/E        G
                   or do you?

     Am         Am/E                      G
They stuff their little cheeks with their food pellets

Am        Am/E        G
             and then poo poo...

     Am                Am/E        G
They drink from their water bottle thing over there

Am        Am/E        G
             and they love it

     Am     Am/E         G
They run in circles in a wheel that goes nowhere

Am        Am/E        G  STOP
                   or does it?
[Bridge]:
Am                 C
Hamsters, they got something to hide

G                       Dm
Hamsters, they got that secret life

Dm
let's take a peek inside
[Chorus]:
      Am
Their wheels keep the earth rotating on its axis

C
auditing University of Phoenix classes

     G
they do it for the knowledge
not the credit
Dm
trollin' the trolls who troll trolls on reddit

Am
Reading all that newspaper lining their cage

C
caught up on the world's events a few days late

G
building tiny cities underneath that mulch

           Dm
where they brainwash guinea pigs to join their cult
[Bridge]:
Am                 C
Hamsters, they got something to hide

G                       Dm
Hamsters, they got that secret life
[Chorus]:
        Am                  
Trading sub-par corn on the corn black market

C
moving your car so you think you forgot where you parked it

G
playing Call of Tiny Duty on a play station

Dm
  it's preparation for their tiny invasion

Am
Plotting their escape while enjoying origami

C
flashing hand signals for the Hamster-minati

G
J-walking and robbing graves

    Dm
I'm sure they have pure motives
we just can't understand their ways [Outro]:
Am                 C
Hamsters, they got something to hide

G                       Dm
Hamsters, they got that secret life

Am                       C
Hamsters, every time you look away

G                   Dm
Hamsters, more than meets the cage
Am -What does it mean? N.C. -I don't know N.C. -It's like more than meets the eye, but it's a cage N.C. -Wow, so smart N.C. -Maybe not though...