Rhett & Link – The Lost Teeth Song (Guitar)

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I was making my rounds at Splashy Town

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You know, the indoor water park

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Shutting down the endless wave

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dead of night, pitch dark

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Just to clarify

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I'm a security guard

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not a lifeguard who stayed too late

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My weapon is a pool noodle

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A glint of light pierced the night

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I saw some popcorn bro

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scooped it up and tossed it back

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it was teeth I don't know

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it was teeth I don't know

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it was teeth I don't know

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Who left these teeth

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who needs them now

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who's sittin' on the couch

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gummin' on some crunchy chow

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Me, I'm eating peanut brittle

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and I'm fed up

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You see I lost my teeth earlier today

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in a fight at a waterpark called Splashy Town

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I'm gonna break into Splashy Town

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tonight

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right now

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I'm breaching the slide

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that runs outside

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I'm gummin' an entrance hole

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reaching the spot where my teeth got knocked

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to get the teeth that I know

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The teeth that he knows

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The teeth that he know-

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What was that?

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It felt like a pool noodle

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It was a pool noodle

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I'm the security guard

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and that's my weapon

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Well I was just looking for my teeth man

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You're looking for teeth?

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Yeah I lost them in a battle with a man earlier today

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in this vicinity

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That's an amazing coincidence

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I recently found some teeth

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that I did not know

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Let me see em'

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Oh, yup, they're mine

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He left his teeth

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he's got them now

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no more sittin' on the couch

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gummin' on some crunchy chow

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By the way, you know anything about a hole over in the slide