Rhett & Link – The Instagram Song (Guitar)
Key
-
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Speed:
1.0x
Chords
STOP - STOP and mute
Stop - Stop and fade
Chords:
E-A-D-G-B-e A 5-7-7-6-5-5 D x-5-7-7-7-x or D x-5-7-7-7-5 G 3-5-5-4-3-3
Verse 1:
One, two, three...
D G Is that dandruff or parmesan? D G Your guess is as good as mine D G A cause you can't zoom in on Instagram D G Is that a tabby cat or a marmoset? D G I'm not quite willing to bet D G A cause you can't zoom in on Instagram
Bridge:
G D And even though I know you can't do it -It's just not a capability of the platform G that doesn't stop me
A Stop
from trying to zoom it
Chorus:
D No you can't zoom in G when Instagram'n A your reverse pinchin' D won't do nothing -What do you think this is, Facebook? D Except in the end G when you accidently D end up double clickin' G and likin'... G Your bosses wife's skimpy Hawaiian bikini photo -You gonna get fired G Your ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend's workout pics -You gonna get beat up G A clydesdale relieving himself
Verse 2:
D G Is that a Frito or a fingernail D G Katy Perry or Zoe Deschanel? D G Is that a booger or a nose ring
A Stop
an evil space monkey -or just a monkey?
D G Is that salad in her teeth or a diastema D G Is that a sharpei or just my grandma? D G is that a brown bear or my dad's back
A Stop
a bent arm -or a butt crack?
Bridge:
G D And even though I know you can't do it
Well technically you can override it in your accessibility settings
G
that doesn't stop meA Stop
from trying to zoom it
Chorus:
D No you can't zoom in G when Instagram'n A your reverse pinchin' D won't do nothin' -What do you think this is any other photo app? D Except in the end G when you accidently
A Stop
end up double clickin'
G and likin'... G Your crazy Uncle's unintentionally sexist inspirational text post -That's bad G Your gym teachers homemade smoked sausage -hashtag "grillin' life" ,hashtag "sausage" G Inappropriate
G Stop
Another clydesdale relieving himself
-What's your deal with clydesdales?
Outro:
D I can't get big on Instagram (can't zoom in) G cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics (can't zoom in) A I can't get big on Instagram (on Instagram) D cause you can't Zoom in on my Instagram pics D I can't get big on Instagram G cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics A I can't get big on Instagram D cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics D I can't get big on Instagram G cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics A I can't get big on Instagram D cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics (One more time Tay) D I can't get big on Instagram G cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics
A Stop
I can't get big on Instagram
D Stop
cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics
-You can't zoom in on em'