Rhett & Link – The Cats 9 Lives Song (Guitar)

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STOP - STOP and mute Stop - Stop and fade [Chords]:

       A               D       Or      D               Bm
 |-B-|---|---|  X|-B-|---|-B-|   |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|---| 
 |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|-B-|   |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|---|---|
 |-B-|-O-|---|   |-B-|---|-B-|   |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|---|---|
 |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|---|-B-|   |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|---|-O-| 
 |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|-O-|
 |-B-|---|---|  X|-B-|---|---|  X|-B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|---|   
   5               5               5               7     

       E       Or      E    
X|-B-|---|-B-|   |-B-|---|---|  
 |-B-|---|-B-|   |-B-|---|-O-|  
 |-B-|---|-B-|   |-B-|---|-O-|  
 |-B-|---|-B-|   |-B-|---|-O-| 
 |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|---|   
X|-B-|---|---|  X|-B-|---|---|
   7               7

[Intro]: One, two, three...

A
Meow

D
  Get into character. Dead cat

[Verse 1]:

A
Lookin' down from Heaven

         D
I see my flat carcass -in front of 7-11

A
Wish I could say it was the first time

          D
but I'm a cat -so in terms of lives she's had nine

A
The first time I died as I remember

  D
I landed on my feet -but it was into a blender

     A
Next life my fancy feast cans had somethin' in them

     D 
that really fancy thing -was botulism

     A
Took life 3 easy nappin' on some jeans

    D
the problem was the jeans -were in a washing machine

[Chorus]:

Bm
Don't feel sorry for me

         E                        N.C.
I've had nine times the life that you could ever dream

[Verse 2]:

     A
Life four

I became a pillow on pinterest

     D
Life five

I died from sheer disinterest

     A
Life six

Had the urge to feel lava on my whiskers

     D
Life seven

Chased a bird into a wood chipper

     A
Life eight

     A
Donated my guts for tennis rackets

    D    N.C
but turns out they don't even use cat guts

can you put that in brackets -We'll add it in post [Chorus]:

Bm
  I hope this song wasn't a drag

       E
I just had to let this cat

                A  N.C.
out of the bag

[Outro]: N.C. -Uh, well technically they're putting you in a bag N.C. -What? N.C. -Yeah I think that's like a sanitary worker N.C. -Is that what they, do they... N.C. -Yeah that's what they do for a living, they clean up. N.C. -What makes you guys cat experts? N.C. -Well this is cat heaven, welcome. N.C. -We're dead cats N.C. -We welcome other new arrivals... with a song N.C. -Wow, you guys really put life on paws