Rhett & Link – The Break Up Song (Ukulele)

(hold)              C
It's not you, it's me

                    G
And me don't like you

                   C
It's not you, it's I and

(hold)                  C
I am breaking up with you

(hold)                     C
You swore up and down the walls

                                G
'Twilight is is best trilogy of all'

                          C
Some how you got me to agree

                                  C
to dress up like Edward for Halloween

                           F
But now that I'm coming clean

                              C
First off, Twilight is a quadrillogy

                                    G
And that tan werewolf dude isn't worthy

     G
Of removing,

                    C
A wookie's dingleberries

                   C
It's not me, it's you

                                              G
(Even more I think about it) It's definitely you

                C
But it might be me

                          C
Cause me decided to date you

                                C
When we went out on our first date

                                       G
You said you don't eat anything with a face

                             C
Then for the next eighteen months

                                     C
I ate sausage made from rice and walnuts (that's not sausage)

                             F
But now that we're parting ways

                          G
Newsflash, Fish have a face!

                                                      C
And unless it's in a newton, he doesn't want another fig!

           (hold)                                C
Tonight I'm eating a rabbit-ven-it-ture-duck-in-ig

                C
It's you, it's you (no doubt about it)

                       G
It was always totally you

                    C (hold)
But now it's up to me

                       C
And me is now dumping you