Rhett & Link – The Aliens Curse Words Song (Guitar)

Key
-

Auto-scroll

Chords

STOP - STOP and mute Stop - Stop and fade Chords:
      B5              A5              G5              F#5
X|---|---|---|  X|---|---|---|  X|---|---|---|  X|---|---|---|
X|---|---|---|  X|---|---|---|  X|---|---|---|  X|---|---|---|
X|---|---|---|  X|---|---|---|  X|---|---|---|  X|---|---|---|
 |---|-O-|---|   |---|-O-|---|   |---|-O-|---|   |---|---|-O-|
 |---|-O-|---|   |---|-O-|---|   |---|-O-|---|   |---|---|-O-|
 |-O-|---|---|   |-O-|---|---|   |-O-|---|---|   |---|-O-|---|
   7               5               3               

       D              F#               G               A
 |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|---| 
 |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|---| 
 |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|-O-|---|   |-B-|-O-|---|   |-B-|-O-|---|  
 |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|---|-O-|
 |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|---|-O-|
X|---|---|---|   |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|---|
   5               2               3               5
Verse 1:
B5               A5
Sometimes things happen to me

     G5            F#5
that make me wanna curse

            B5               A5
like when I accidentally forget

                G5
where I left my man purse

F#5
not that I have a man purse

B5              A5
But I would prefer not to offend

G5                    F#5
fellow humans cause I am one

             B5                    A5
If there was only cursing terminology

                        G5            F#5
that seemed appropriate in all situations
-Hey guys, guess what? -What? Verse 2: Yo,
  B5                         A5
I landed on a planet that we used to call Pluto

      G5                       F#5
these aliens attacked I coulda sworn they known judo

  B5                       A5
I made it out alive with a gift to humanity

G5                        F#5
  to my surprise it was a satchel of profanity
-Peep game, It was words like Chorus:
D
Boomshkie  -They said that

F#
Snigglesnoorp

G
Swaqqafuffle, Imzow, Zilkrek, Glepoosh

A
Dartafus    -So offensive

D
Dubopshazinski -Wow

F#
Frozen cherries

G
Flingpoot, Waflank, Derbragel

A
Blarfelnoggle  -And then they had the nerve to say

D
Florplestompkin
-So I called NASA and I got outta there... Yup