Rhett & Link – Song For When You Run Out Of Toilet Paper (Guitar)

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I've been on this john for way too long playing Candy Crush

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Before my legs fall completely asleep I'd better finish up and flush

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So without even looking I reach over to grab a few TP squares

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But to my utter horror there ain't no more squares there

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I wonder if it would hurt if I used the cardboard paper roll   

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I'm pretty sure it'd do the job, but would it make it down the bowl? 

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And maybe the toilet brush could work, but those bristles look a little scary

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And what about that embroided towel I got when I got married 

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she would never forgive me  

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So I'm gon' let it dry

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Just let it be

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Gonna let it dry-y-y

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Like I'm a dog on a leash

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Air it out in the breeze

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I'm gonna let it dry-y-y

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Like I'm a chimpanzee 

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I see a curling iron and some matches

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But I can't find cotton balls

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There's nail clippers and a plunger and a poster of Lionel Richie on the wall 

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he would never forgive me 

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So I'm gon' let it dry

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Nobody has to know

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Gonna let it dry-y-y

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Like I'm a buffalo

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Like a bird in fli-ght

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Gonna let it dry-y-y

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I'll take a shower tonight

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  I'll take a shower tonight

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  I'll take a shower tonight