Rhett & Link – Rub Some Bacon On It (Ukulele)

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------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tabbed by: JohnnySZS Notes: Fun song, really simple; thought I'd tab it for y'all. The little ongoing themes in the background are really simple also, so I'll tab them here too. Couldn't get the chorus chords exactly, but I did the best I could do. Listen to the song here: | When playing the G chords in the verses 2 to 4, play it twice quickly | | then stop the strings. | ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ongoing Theme 1:
 First                  Later
e|----------------|    |------------------|
B|----------------|    |---3---2---3------|
G|----0-------0---|    |------------------|
D|--------4-------|    |0-----------------|
A|----------------|    |------------------|
E|3---------------|    |------------------|
Ongoing Theme 2:
e|--------3---------3-------3-3---0-3-3-------------------------------------|
B|0---3---------3---------3--------------3----------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Intro: F Verse 1:
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911 what's your emergency?
I nailed my finger to a birdhouse accidentally Do your have some bacon (bacon?) Bacon, That's right I have bacon left over from dinner last night Rub some bacon on it. What? On your hand just do it Rub some bacon on it
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That's all there is to it?
Verse 2:
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What if I dropped my phone?
Rub some bacon on it
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or encounter my clone?
Rub some bacon on it
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I get mononucleosis
Rub some bacon on it
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My nude pics get posted
Chorus:
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Rub some bacon on it

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Rub some bacon on it

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Rub some bacon on it

G7
Yeah
Verse 3:
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My home gets foreclosed
Rub some bacon on it
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My cat explodes
Rub some bacon on it
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I wake up in a trunk
Rub some bacon on it
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My friend goes steampunk
Rub some bacon on it
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I meet real pirates
Rub some bacon on it
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There's an akward silence

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I say something unintentionally racist
Rub some bacon on it
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I'm a adult with braces
Rub some bacon on it
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I can't swim
Rub some bacon on it
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I'm visited by Mr. Timn
Chorus:
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Rub some bacon on it

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Rub some bacon on it

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Rub some bacon on it

G7
Yeah
F F F G Verse 4: Bacon hotline, What's your problem?
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What if I feed the troll?
Rub some bacon on it
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I'm attacked by a narwhal
Rub some bacon on it
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The apocalypse started
Rub some bacon on it
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I think I might have sharted
Chorus:
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Rub some bacon on it

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Rub some bacon on it

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Rub some bacon on it

G7
Yeah
Outro: F