Rhett & Link – Rub Some Bacon On It (Guitar)

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------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tabbed by: JohnnySZS Notes: Fun song, really simple; thought I'd tab it for y'all. The little ongoing themes in the background are really simple also, so I'll tab them here too. Couldn't get the chorus chords exactly, but I did the best I could do. Listen to the song here: | When playing the G chords in the verses 2 to 4, play it twice quickly | | then stop the strings. | ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ongoing Theme 1:
 First                  Later
e|----------------|    |------------------|
B|----------------|    |---3---2---3------|
G|----0-------0---|    |------------------|
D|--------4-------|    |0-----------------|
A|----------------|    |------------------|
E|3---------------|    |------------------|
Ongoing Theme 2:
e|--------3---------3-------3-3---0-3-3-------------------------------------|
B|0---3---------3---------3--------------3----------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Intro: G Verse 1:
G
911 what's your emergency?
I nailed my finger to a birdhouse accidentally Do your have some bacon (bacon?) Bacon, That's right I have bacon left over from dinner last night Rub some bacon on it. What? On your hand just do it Rub some bacon on it
                            D
That's all there is to it?
Verse 2:
            G
What if I dropped my phone?
Rub some bacon on it
       G
or encounter my clone?
Rub some bacon on it
        G
I get mononucleosis
Rub some bacon on it
    G 
My nude pics get posted
Chorus:
G
Rub some bacon on it

C
Rub some bacon on it

G   
Rub some bacon on it

D7
Yeah
Verse 3:
         G
My home gets foreclosed
Rub some bacon on it
    G     
My cat explodes
Rub some bacon on it
   G
I wake up in a trunk
Rub some bacon on it
     G
My friend goes steampunk
Rub some bacon on it
   G
I meet real pirates
Rub some bacon on it
            G
There's an akward silence

                 G      
I say something unintentionally racist
Rub some bacon on it
       G
I'm a adult with braces
Rub some bacon on it
 G
I can't swim
Rub some bacon on it
     G
I'm visited by Mr. Timn
Chorus:
G
Rub some bacon on it

C
Rub some bacon on it

G
Rub some bacon on it

D7
Yeah
G C G D Verse 4: Bacon hotline, What's your problem?
           G
What if I feed the troll?
Rub some bacon on it
      G
I'm attacked by a narwhal
Rub some bacon on it
      G
The apocalypse started
Rub some bacon on it
   G
I think I might have sharted
Chorus:
G
Rub some bacon on it

C
Rub some bacon on it

G
Rub some bacon on it

D7
Yeah
Outro: G