Rhett & Link – Roller Unity (Guitar)

F                        Dm
How did we get ourselves into this situation

Gm                          C
Bitterly divided over wheel orientation

F
You look like you stepped into glue And then stepped on some toddler's skateboards

Dm
But at least you're not a toddler 'Cause they annoy me a lot more

    Gm
And you look like a rejected extra From that movie Battlefield Earth

       C
But at least you're not a Scientologist 'Cause man, they are the worst, Yeah

Gm
Sure there are some differences between you and me - You're not as cool as me

        C
But we share something that makes us unique

       F                    Gm
We got wheels That makes us better

               Dm                                C
Why judge each other When we can judge everybody else together?

       F                    Gm
We got wheels That's how we roll

             Dm            C
And everyone else Is a butthole

                                    F
People without wheels are buttholes

F
We shouldn't waste our lives Living as roller discriminators

Dm
When I think we can both agree that we absolutely hate ice skaters

Gm
Look at them with their frilly clothes and their skates that will not roll

          C
We should herd them into ice skating camps and never let them go

Gm
Sure, compared to me you are inferior

    C
But compared to the rest of the world we are superior

       F                    Gm
We got wheels That makes us better

               Dm                                C
Why judge each other When we can judge everybody else together?

       F                    Gm
We got wheels That's how we roll

             Dm             C
And everyone else Is a butthole

                                    F
People without wheels are buttholes

F                                   D
People without wheels are buttholes