Rhett & Link – Robot Girlfriend (Ukulele)

(Verse 1):

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I've never had too much luck with females

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I'm not confident unless I'm writing an email

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But my life would be so sublime

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If I bought a robot girl online

I'd never hear her silicon mouth complaining about my dry scalp or my excessive gaming She's my Small Wonder, I'm her Voltron I flip a switch and it turns her on! (Chorus):

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My robot girl--------- friend... the best relationship I'd ever be in

(Verse 2): She's got a grip stronger than an ape And she can calculate a tip to the twenty-fifth decimal place Though we can't go outside in rainy weather We can still play solitaire together Meeting her folks would be no real cause for fear They're just a team of friendly Japanese engineers If I ever start to think that she might leave me I'll de-frag her hard drive and wipe her memory (Chorus): My robot girlfriend...the best relationship I'd never be in.