Rhett & Link – New Years Resolution Song (Guitar)

F
Working out, losing weight 

Bb 
Maybe using tanning spray

F                           Bb 
Becoming more attractive in general 

F
Reading more, watching less

Bb
Learning all the rules for chess

F                            Bb
Becoming somewhat smarter in general

F
Eating fish, not fingernails

Bb
Volunteer to save the whales

F                        Bb
Becoming a better guy in general

F
Saving more, spending less

Bb
Yes I will wax my chest

F                    Bb
Dating more girls in general

             C        Bb           F
But not this year. No this year is different

                     C               Bb          F
As different as a gazelle. Yes, a gazelle from a deer

      C                    Bb 
After all these failed resolutions

   F                    C
My future is clear, the future is near

        F             A
Just forget those resolutions you 

Bb                C
Know that you are never gonna do

     F               A
And adopt a more realistical view 

       Bb                         C
By committing to things that come easily to you

     F                A            Bb    C
Like eat at least one value meal a week

   F               A                    Bb    C
Or put the correct shoes on the correct feet

     Bb                    C                 F
just raise the bar to walk effortlessly underneath

     F                    A
Just face the fact you've always thought

      Bb          C
Those resolutions don't mean squat

    F              A
And settle in to a comfortable spot

  Bb                       C
Embrace all the things you know you are not

F                    A            Bb    C
Hit the snooze, roll over, then repeat

F                    A               Bb      C      
Make large purchases then lose the receipts

     Bb                    C                 F
Just raise the bar to walk effortlessly underneath