Rhett & Link – My Hair Goes (Ukulele)

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My hair goes up.  My hair goes down

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My hair goes up. My hair goes down

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My hair goes up. My hair goes down

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Down(up) Down(up) Down(up) Down(up)

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My hair flows. Like a waterfall over a cliff that is my face.

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My hair goes, heaven bound dirty blonde rockets into space.

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My hair conceals my elf ears

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They are a little bit embarrassing

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With hair is high, Im 6 foot nine making me a giant, technically speaking.

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Well I can shake my hair and generate enough breeze to locomote a toy sail 

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boat.                                                       

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I would need no broom to sweep this room 

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If someone spilled honey bunches of oats.

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My hair goes up.  My hair goes down

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My hair goes up. My hair goes down

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My hair goes up. My hair goes down

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Down(up) Down(up) Down(up) Down(up)

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My hair pwns gravity 

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It makes Sir Isaac Newton question himself.

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My hair looks rustic like Ive draped my head with a beaver pelt

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A momma bird lay some eggs up there; I didnt mind that much.

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She raised them in my quaff til them birdies flew off, and we still keep in 

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touch.

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I bet you didnt see my switch blade, or my iPad, or my chia tea

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And with a little more growth, you want even know

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I got a full size baby. A full size baby?

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Yah! Im gonna name him Ricky.

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After your dad. Nope! I just always wanted to name a kid Ricky.

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I would call him Richard, but Im probably being picky

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And why are you hiding a kid anyway?!

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Well its actually just a robotic baby

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Your hair goes up. Your hair goes down

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Your hair goes up. Your hair goes 

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We interrupt the chorus of this song to bring you an important message:

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There are many weighty decisions you must make in a life

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Like: who youre gonna marry. What you gonna do for a living

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Boxers or briefs. Or commando

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And, listen, youre gonna make mistakes

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You might invest your life savings in dehydrated water,

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You might forget whether prohibited means you can do it or you cant do it

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You might ask a non-pregnant woman if shes pregnant.

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Thats ok youll recover

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But just make sure you get this one, most important, course-of-your-

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life-altering choice, right.

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Does your hair go up?

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Or does it go down(up) down(up) down(up) down