Rhett & Link – My Exercise Bike (Guitar)

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(Lyrics in parentheses are spoken conversation.)
    D*      A*      G*      Bm      G
e|--5--| |--5--| |--7--| |--2--| |--3--|
B|--7--| |--5--| |--8--| |--3--| |--3--|
G|--7--| |--6--| |--7--| |--4--| |--4--|
D|-----| |--7--| |-----| |--4--| |--5--|
A|-----| |-----| |-----| |--2--| |--5--|
E|-----| |-----| |-----| |-----| |--3--|
[Verse 1]
           D*
This is my exercise bike

                          A*
It's got a lot of features that I like

        D*
Like a seat and pedals for my feet

   G*
and handlebars for me to hold on to (That's all pretty standard)
[Verse 2]
D*
This is my exercise bike

                      A*
You ought to see just how fast I ride

         D*                            G*
Look at me going faster than the speed   of a pregnant cheetah
(How pregnant? -Half pregnant.) [Chorus 1]
Bm
It's like I'm riding in the Tour de France

G
But in his mind that's what he means

Bm
Don't need no drugs to boost my performance

G
Just test his pee, you'll see he's clean

Bm
Got to the top, totally on my own

G
He's a man of his words

Bm
No that's not a syringe of human growth hormones

G
It's happy gerbil herbs
(Herbs.) [Verse 3]
        D*
This is just my exercise bike

                         A*
The resistance goes from low to high

              D*                           G*
and when it's high it makes it seem like I   am going up an incline
(Well yeah, that's generally how they work.) [Chorus 2]
Bm
You need to stop it with your accusing

G
He's just a natural athlete

Bm
No, I'm not getting a blood transfusion 

G
It's just a bag of pudding

Bm
And look at this ball, it's not deflated at all

G
Plus, it's irrelevant to this conversation

Bm
And no, I didn't send my cousin to the Congo to extract the

G
DNA of a gorilla and then formulate it into a sports drink, which I personally endorse
(It's called Gorillergy) [Outro]
                D*
This is just my exercise bike