Rhett & Link – My Exercise Bike (Guitar)
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Chords
(Lyrics in parentheses are spoken conversation.)
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[Verse 1]
D* This is my exercise bike A* It's got a lot of features that I like D* Like a seat and pedals for my feet G* and handlebars for me to hold on to (That's all pretty standard)
[Verse 2]
D* This is my exercise bike A* You ought to see just how fast I ride D* G* Look at me going faster than the speed of a pregnant cheetah
(How pregnant?
-Half pregnant.)
[Chorus 1]
Bm It's like I'm riding in the Tour de France G But in his mind that's what he means Bm Don't need no drugs to boost my performance G Just test his pee, you'll see he's clean Bm Got to the top, totally on my own G He's a man of his words Bm No that's not a syringe of human growth hormones G It's happy gerbil herbs
(Herbs.)
[Verse 3]
D* This is just my exercise bike A* The resistance goes from low to high D* G* and when it's high it makes it seem like I am going up an incline
(Well yeah, that's generally how they work.)
[Chorus 2]
Bm You need to stop it with your accusing G He's just a natural athlete Bm No, I'm not getting a blood transfusion G It's just a bag of pudding Bm And look at this ball, it's not deflated at all G Plus, it's irrelevant to this conversation Bm And no, I didn't send my cousin to the Congo to extract the G DNA of a gorilla and then formulate it into a sports drink, which I personally endorse
(It's called Gorillergy)
[Outro]
D*
This is just my exercise bike