Rhett & Link – If Bubbles Were Bullets (Guitar)

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This is a new song from Rhett and Link's new show, Song Biscuits. I got the lyrics and chords from the video, but all rights to them :) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - D G/B G G D G/B G G [Rhett & Link:]
D         G/B           G
Hey, babycakes, I wanna write you a song

D              G/B          G
Now that we've been on this journey so long

D             G/B         G
Standin' here at the sink scrubbin' away

    D              G/B            G
Has really made me think I've got something to say
Ooooh [Lee:]
  G         D
   Hey baby

                                    G/B
   Ketchup and mustard and oatmeal, too

                               G
   Just wash your dishes, don't make me blue

  D                              G/B                     G
   Wash your dishes or rinse them or just make an effort
[All:]
   D            G/B          G
If bubbles were bullets, I'd blow you away

    D           G/B              G
I'd pop the champagne and make a clean get away

   D            G/B          G
If bubbles were bullets, I'd draw you a bath

D            G/B                G
Tub farts as mega nukes would deliver my wrath

       A
But if bubbles were bullets,

   G
If that were really true
Then, babycakes
G          A        D
I'd take a shot for you

G          A        D
I'd take a shot for you

G          A        D
I'd take a shot for you
- - - - - I know this can confuse people, so I just wanted to say that in the intro, I put G twice because the G is twice as long as the D and G/B. If it were written in music, the D and G/B would both take up half a measure, while the G would be a whole one. Does that make sense? And the talking part was hard to figure out, but I did the best I could. Have fun!