Rhett & Link – Get Off The Phone (Guitar)

E
Here we have a man

    B
His apple pie, a la mode

         E
While he fumbles through the filters

                               B
His ice cream has gotten "a la hot"

   E
As you can see

                                B
This street performer's drawn a crowd

                      E
But instead of just enjoying the show

   B
To make a documentary

E
Notice this unreasonably attractive couple

  B
Enjoying a reasonably priced Italian dinner together

E
Social networking instead of working

   B
On getting to know each other better

    E
How does that filtered picture taste

      B
Since your dessert has gone to waste?

     E
When do you think you ever will

      B
Wanna watch this portrait juggling film?

    E
You know you want to touch each other

B                 D
Doesn't that feel good?

            B
Get off the phone now!

           F#
It's gonna be okay

A                  E
There's no need to be afraid

B
It doesn't love you

    F#
Its gonna die one day

    A
The government is probably

       E
Spying on you with it anyway

E
Here we have a stereotypical teen

B
Forced to endure "Family Game Night."

     E
He's stereotypically texting

B
Demonstrate a carousel ride

E
Little Ethan here

                                       B
Is celebrating being the center of the universe

                          E
But "The World's Greatest Dad"

     B
Than actually being here

E
Let's listen in and see if we can get some context

 B
"Please hurry! We're at 382 Pine."

E
He has the nerve to make a phone call

          B
At such a pivotal moment in his friend's life

    E
How could you be so disengaged?

      B
While precious memories are being made?

E
Do you really think your friends need

        B
Another baby picture in their feed?

      E
Don't be such a self-centered guy

B                    D
Now isn't that better?

            B
Get off the phone now!

           F#
It's gonna be okay.

A                  E
There's no need to be afraid

B         
It doesn't love you

     F#
It's gonna die one day

     A                       E
It's crawling with e-coli bacteria anyway

            B                     F#
Get off the phone now! It's gonna be okay