Rhett & Link – Family Man (Guitar)
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Chords
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[Intro]
A C#m Bm Bm
[Verse 1]
A C#m I'm tied down, I'm locked up D Bm I don't make independent decisions, but my wife says that I don't miss it A C#m My old friends, they don't call D Bm In fact this weekend they're riding skidoos, while I'm taking my kids to three zoos Bm D But the third zoo isn't exactly a zoo E It's a family counselor dressed like a raccoon
[Chorus]
A F#m C#m I'm a family man, living according to a family plan E F#m I just found somebody's feces on my hand D E I grab a towel that's monogrammed A 'Cause I'm a family man
[Verse 2]
A C#m I don't have, a dream job D Bm I bust my butt everyday from 9 to 5 to finance the dreams of my kids and wife A C#m And my wife, has a business idea D Bm She wants to sell these teeny tiny hats, made especially for little baby cats Bm D Notice that I didn't say kitten E My wife says that a baby cat is something different
[Chorus]
A I'm a family man F#m C#m We all don't fit in a sedan E F#m My last child, that spawn of Satan, was unplanned D E Please cut my vas deferens A I'm a family man A I'm a family man