Rhett & Link – Crush (Guitar)

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Hi! So this is my first ever tab so if you see any mistakes feel free to correct them, also I think some of the lyrics may be wrong, but if you sing them it sounds fine, enjoy!
              C
I've crushed cans, and I've crushed gravel,

                F                                  C
And I crushed Grandma's leg in the door of a cadillac, 
(She walked with a limp but she learned her lesson)
C
Now I'm crushing on you babe,

          F                                      G
Like the grainy innards of a store-bought Hacky Sack.
(You know how a Hacky Sack has that cshh cshhh in it)
           C                                     F
I drunk a beverage with crushed ice, and it was nice,

                                                        G
But not nearly as nice as what one night with you might be like.

     F                                      C
I'd like to crush you, under the weight of my loooooove,

         F                                   G
Brushing up against you is like, touching an electric doooooove.

              C
I've crushed dirt clods with my boots,

     F
And boxes after I moved,

                                                G
But what I wouldn't do for a 30 second convo with you.

     C
I'd show you my collection of civil war prosthetics,

     F
And tell you a secret and never regret it, 

                                                       G
Like I've got a subdermal arm that the doctors can't explain.
(I think you might regret that)
     C                                         F
I'd take your hand and place it mine, not the subdermal one but the one outside,

                                                                                   G
And then give you a manicure, and grab the other hand, and start the process over again.

     F                                        C
I'd like to crush you, under the weight of my loooooove,

         F                                    G
Brushing up against you is like, touching an electric doooooove.

    F                                          C  
I'd like to bulldoze the barriers between your heart and miiiiiine,

            F                                         G
I'd like to backhoe a ditch but call the gas company ahead of time.

       F                                 G
And by call the gas company, I mean call you (yeah),

            C
What's your number?
(You can put it in my cellular telephone)