Rhett & Link – Alien Curse Words (Guitar)

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Now, you can play this one the easy way... OR you could play it the way Rhett does in the video (go to the link to see) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - [Rhett & Link:]
Bm                 A                 G             F#
  Sometimes things happen to me that make me wanna curse

            Bm              A                   G
Like when I accidentally forget where I left my man purse

F#
Not that I have a man purse

Bm               A                G                       F#
  But I would prefer not to offend fellow humans 'cause I am one

             Bm                    A                         G
If there was only cursing terminology that seemed appropriate

            F#
In all situations
[DeStorm:] Hey, guys Guess what What? Yo
  Bm                         A
I landed on a planet that we used to call Pluto

      G                          F#
These aliens attacked—I could've sworn they known judo

  Bm                       A
I made it out alive with a gift to humanity

   G                    F#
To my surprise it was a satchel of profanity
Peep game It was words like [Rhett & Link:]
Dm
  Boomschkie (They said that.)

F#
  Snigglesnoorp

G
 Swaqqafuffle
Imzow Zilkrek Glepoosh
A
 Dartafus (So offensive.)

        Dm
Dubopshazinski (Wow.)

   F#
Frozen cherries (Mhm.)

G
 Flingpoot
Waflank Derbragel
A
 Blarfelnoggle
[DeStorm:] And then they had the nerve to say [Rhett and Link:]
       Dm
Florplestompkin
[DeStorm:] So I called NASA, and I got out of there. Yep.