Rhett & Link – 2 Guys 600 Pillows (Ukulele)

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Do, do you remember back in middle school

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When my trunks fell down

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At the pool

F
Everyone laughed

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Except for you

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You just let me hold you

Bb            C
In my bedroom

F
Our freshman year when

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Julie McNight

Am
Dumped me because of my overbite

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I cried all night

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All over you

Am
You didn't seem to mind

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My tears or my drool

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I could always hold you tight

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(My favorite pillow)

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So soft, so cool on your other side

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(My favorite pillow)

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In my eyes

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You've been nothing but classy

Am
But everybody's saying

Am
You're nasty

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Full of fungus,

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It can't be true

Am
Laden with bacteria

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No, not you

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But the thing

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That really did me in

Am
I learned your full of dust mite excrements

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And those dead skin cells

F
May be mine

Am
But knowing what's in you,

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I can't sleep at night

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We've been through both thick and thin

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(Because you're a pillow)

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It's hard to say this is the end

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(My favorite pillow)

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It's not me, it's definitely you

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(I'll get a new pillow)

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You're a body fluid sponge,

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And we're through