Rhett & Link – 10 Second Rule Song (Guitar)

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Let's say hypothetically

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You're watching an internet video.    - Ohh

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Go with me on this

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...                       - And

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Let's say hypothetically

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That this video hits a snag.    - Ohh

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You get a little buffer action

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The video's froze

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Now you must choose

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How long are you

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Willing to wait

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            - 10 seconds

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Before you click awayyy.    - 10 seconds

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Mmm.. Open up a new page    - 10 seconds

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Before you start to rage    - 10 seconds

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Mmm.. Sign up again and confirm your age    - 10 seconds

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15 seconds of fame

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And 5 seconds for that

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Burrito that you dropped on the beach one time

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Put those rules to shame

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seconds..seconds..seconds..

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So you're at work

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And you got a little hunger pain you see

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So you head down the hall to find the vending machine

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And you press F-14 because

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That's where the snack that you like resides

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But when you press F-14 the coil gets stuck

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And your snack is still inside

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So now you gotta start shaking the machine

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And the question is

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How long are you gonna shake this machine

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Until you begin to eat away at your own dignity?    - 10 seconds

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Your wife packed your lunch    - 10 seconds

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Carrots, hummus, and grapes in a bunch    - 10 seconds

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It's just a bag of Fritos    - 10 seconds

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Do you really need those Fritos?

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15 seconds of fame

Fmaj7
And 5 seconds for that

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Pepperoni pizza on a Wallgreen's parking lot

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Put those rules to shame

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seconds..seconds..seconds..

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So you find yourself on a date with a beautiful girl

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You try to tell her all the things that interest you in the world

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You talk about Harry Potter

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She said she doesn't like wizards

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You talk about your salamander

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She said she doesn't like lizards

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You try to stay quiet like it ain't no thing

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But how long can you let that silence hang?    - 10 seconds

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You stare into space    - 10 seconds

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Try not to focus on the errant hair on her face    - 10 seconds

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You think of something to say    - 10 seconds

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Just wait for the silence to go away

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15 seconds of fame

Fmaj7
And 5 seconds for that

Dm N.C.
Protein shake on a locker room floor  - Gross

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Put those rules to shame

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seconds..seconds..seconds..

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How long do you wait when you reset the internet router? - 10 seconds

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How long do you wait before you give up on the hot water in the shower? - 10 seconds

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When you drop some food on the ceiling? - 10 seconds

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Well how long can you hold your breath before you get that oh I'm dying feeling?

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Claim a fart in a group - 10 seconds

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Check your pants for poop - 10 seconds

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Someone talkin' smack - 10 seconds

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Come up with a comeback - 10 seconds

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Give up on a fish that's floating - 10 seconds

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To de-decide this small little pond is not suitable for boating... - Uuh

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15 seconds of fame

Fmaj7
And 5 seconds for that

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Trail mix literally on the trail

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Put those rules to shame

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seconds..seconds..seconds..

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       10 seconds

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10 seconds