Ren (Ren Gill) – Living Room Poetry (Guitar)
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Intro + Verses tab | Em | D | A | A | Em | D | A | N.C. | e| - - - - | - - - - | - - - - | - - - - | - - - - | - - - - | - - - - | - - - - | B| - - - - | - - - - | - - - - | - - - - | - - - - | - - - - | - - - - | - - - - | G| - - - - | - - - - | - - - - | - - - - | - - - - | - - - - | - - - - | - - - - | D| - - 5 - | - - 4 - | - - - - | - - - 5 | - - 5 - | - - 4 - | - - - - | - - - - | A| 7 - - 7 | 5 - - 5 | - - 4 - | - 4 5 - | 7 - - 7 | 5 - - 5 | - - - - | - - - - | E| - - - - | - - - - | 5 - - 5 | 5 - - - | - - - - | - - - - | 5 - - - | - - - - | Verses tab - additional layer Verse 1, Verse 2B, Verse 3C: | Em | D | A | A | Em | D | A | N.C. | e| - - - - | - - - - | - - - - | - - - - | - - - - | - - - - | - - - - | - - - - | B| - - 8 - | - - 7 - | - - - - | - - - 8 | - - 8 - | - - 7 - | - - - - | - - - - | G| 9 - - 9 | 7 - - 7 | - - 6 - | - 6 7 - | 9 - - 9 | 7 - - 7 | - - - - | - - - - | D| - - - - | - - - - | 7 - - 7 | 7 - - - | - - - - | - - - - | 7 - - - | - - - - | A| - - - - | - - - - | - - - - | - - - - | - - - - | - - - - | - - - - | - - - - | E| - - - - | - - - - | - - - - | - - - - | - - - - | - - - - | - - - - | - - - - | Verses chords - additional layer Verse 2, Verse 3B, Verse 3C | Em | D | A | A | e| - - 7 - | - - 5 - | - - 5 - | - - 5 - | B| - - 8 - | - - 7 - | - - 5 - | - - 5 - | G| - - 9 - | - - 7 - | - - 6 - | - - 6 - | D| - - 9 - | - - 7 - | - - 7 - | - - 7 - | A| - - 7 - | - - 5 - | - - 7 - | - - 7 - | E| - - - - | - - - - | - - 5 - | - - 5 - |
| 1 & 2 & | 3 & 4 & | 1 & 2 & | 3 & 4 & |
(single strums on 2 and 4)
Chorus chords | Em | C | G | D | e| 7 - - - | - -8- - | 10 - - | - -10 - | B| 8 - - - | - -8- - | 12 - - | - -10 - | G| 9 - - - | - -9- - | 12 - - | - -11 - | D| 9 - - - | - -10 - | 12 - - | - -12 - | A| 7 - - - | - -10 - | 10 - - | - -12 - | E| - - - - | - -8- - | - - - | - -10 - |
| 1 & 2 & | 3 & 4 & | 1 & 2 & | 3 & 4 & |
(chord changes on 1 and 3-&-a, between "&" and "4")
Bridge A Chords these are palm muted with a heavy emphasis on the lower string. beginn with only hitting the A-String and gradually add the others | C5 | D5 | E5 | E5 | e| - - - - | - - - - | - - - - | - - - - | B| - - - - | - - - - | - - - - | - - - - | G|(5)- - - |(7)- - - |(9)- - - |(9)- - - | D|(5)- - - |(7)- - - |(9)- - - |(9)- - - | A| 3 - - - | 5 - - - | 7 - - - | 7 - - - | E| - - - - | - - - - | - - - - | - - - - |
| 1 & 2 & | 3 & 4 & | 1 & 2 & | 1 & 2 & |
(chord changes on 1 and 3)
Bridge B Chords still palm muted with emphasis on lower strings gradually adding in the B-String | C | D | Em | Em | e| - - - - | - - - - | - - - - | - - - - | B|(5)- - - |(7)- - - |(8)- - - |(8)- - - | G|(5)- - - |(7)- - - |(9)- - - |(9)- - - | D|(5)- - - |(7)- - - |(9)- - - |(9)- - - | A| 3 - - - | 5 - - - | 7 - - - | 7 - - - | E| - - - - | - - - - | - - - - | - - - - |
| 1 & 2 & | 3 & 4 & | 1 & 2 & | 1 & 2 & |
(chord changes on 1 and 3)
Outro A Chords | Em | C | G | D | e| - - 7 - | - - 8 - | - - 10- | - - 10- | B| - - 8 - | - - 8 - | - - 12- | - - 10- | G| - - 9 - | - - 9 - | - - 12- | - - 11- | D| - - 9 - | - - 10- | - - 12- | - - 12- | A| - - 7 - | - - 10- | - - 10- | - - 12- | E| - - - - | - - 8 - | - - - - | - - 10- |
| 1 & 2 & | 3 & 4 & | 1 & 2 & | 3 & 4 & |
(off beat single strum on 2 and 4)
Outro B Chords same as chorus. this one also adds another layer of chords, played simultanously. I'm pretty sure they are just the open Chords in 1st position, I did not write tabs for those, just use the Ultimate Guitar Chord display function if you are not sure how to play them | Em | C | G | D | e| 7 - - - | - -8- - | 10- - - | - -10 - | B| 8 - - - | - -8- - | 12- - - | - -10 - | G| 9 - - - | - -9- - | 12- - - | - -11 - | D| 9 - - - | - -10 - | 12- - - | - -12 - | A| 7 - - - | - -10 - | 10- - - | - -12 - | E| - - - - | - -8- - | - - - - | - -10 - |
| 1 & 2 & | 3 & 4 & | 1 & 2 & | 3 & 4 & |
(chord changes on 1 and 3-&-a, between "&" and "4")
Ren / Trick the Fox - Living Room Poetry
[Intro]
Em D Living room, living room A A Living room, living room Em D Living room, living room A N.C. chrm chrm
[Verse 1]
Em D This is living room poetry A A More stirring than silver sterling spoons in my ready-made cuppa tea Em D A N.C. So let me give you my PG tips: splash of milk, two sugars and [sigh] that's perfect Em D A A Let me be visual, more originali-tea in my mind than a word that's original [*Werther's Original] Em D A N.C. So far haven't made it off the sofa, so far so good, huh Em D A A Ever wonder if you should do something more productive and good? Em D Nah, pass me the remote control A N.C. Stephen Attenborough documentaries, that's how I roll
[Chorus]
Em C Oh how this boredom has got to me G D Sittin' by myself singing living room poetry Em C See the world through a TV screen G D I learned how to live with the help of the BBC Em C G D And goodness me, this cuppa tea never tasted so good Em C Chillin' in my slippers watching Die Hard 3 G [one strum, then mute] Sittin' by myself singing living room poetry
[Verse 2A]
Em D A A Chewing on a packet of Cheetos mixed with some salsa and spicy Doritos Em D Billy went and spilled it on the floor, that's cool A N.C. They're still good to eat, (why?) the three-second rule, fool Em D A One, here comes to the two to the three to the after eight A Em D I've eaten 20 already and I'm quite the state, but I just keep eating A N.C. Ren and Ben & Jerry, Ren, Ben, Jerry; let's have a
[Verse 2 B]
Em D A A Threesome! And I know this sounds crazy, but get inside me Ben, Jerry let's make a food baby Em D A N.C. Now my tummy's it is feelin' kinda fruity when my Xbox 360 calls me to duty Em D But I'm bashing like a madman 'cause I can A A Tomb raider you would make me a married man Em D But I got to stop playing, it's dumb, I've played A N.C. So much Halo I've got arthritis in my thumbs
[Chorus]
Em C Oh how this boredom has got to me G D Sittin' by myself singing living room poetry Em C See the world through a TV screen G D I learned how to live with the help of the BBC Em C G D And goodness me, this cuppa tea never tasted so good Em C Chillin' in my slippers watching Die Hard 3 G [one strum, then mute] Sittin' by myself singing living room poetry
[Bridge A]
C5 D5 E5 E5 People learn their values from dumb shows and crap TV C5 D5 E5 E5 That's why it's cool to get a vajazzle and catch an STD C5 D5 E5 E5 And people watch reality shows but ignore reality C5 D5 N.C. E5 E5 N.C. If you want to watch "Made in Chelsea," please could you leave?
[Bridge B]
C5 D5 I'm talking get a bit of something on that doesn't make me wanna lose E5 E5 the will to simply wanna keep breathing please C5 D5 And slap a bit of "Family Guy" or "How I met your Mother" 'cause I E5 E5 love the way they make me laugh, hee-hee-hee C5 D5 E5 E5 Films about a Samurai or movies about normal guys who find themselves with super powers (Iron Man) C5 D5 E5 E5 N.C. Star Wars movies 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, watch for hours (Brrra)
[Verse 3A]
Em D So I guess I gotta wrap it up A A (Living room poetry? That song sucks) Em D So what, I got time to kill A N.C. I made a tower out of moats while I'm watching "Kill Bill"
[Verse 3B]
Em (ill) D A A Yeah, I'm off the hook; sometimes I eat my Shreddies out the box, look Em D A N.C. I'm a bad boy, brains like Einstein, record films on Sky+ after my bedtime
[Verse 3B]
Em (hooo) D And then I watch them in the morning A A Dirty dancing, it was pretty boring Em D Not enough dirty, too much dancing A N.C. But Patrick Swayze was quite good, I quite like him Em D A Anyway I've got to go now, see ya later alligator, soft potato A Now I'm just saying random words Em D A N.C Bicycle, Pigeon. Living room poetry, that's how we living
[Outro A]
Em C Oh how this boredom has got to me G D Sittin' by myself singing living room poetry Em C See the world through a TV screen G D I learned how to live with the help of the BBC Em C G D And goodness me, this cuppa tea never tasted so good Em C Chillin' in my slippers watching Die Hard 3
N.C.
Sittin' by myself and I'm sitting by myself and I'm
[Outro B]
Em C Sittin' by myself and it's got to me G D Sittin' by myself singing living room poetry Em C See the world through a TV screen G D I learned how to live with the help of the BBC Em C G D And goodness me, this cuppa tea never tasted so good Em C Chillin' in my slippers watching Die Hard 3 G [one strum, then mute] Sittin' by myself singing living room poetry