Regina Spektor – I Cut Off My Hair (Guitar)

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I cut off my hair and went to sleep

         C            D
You were there, in my dreams

        C          G
Nursing on a glass teat

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It was a party, you were sucking liquor

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On your jacket a VIP sticker

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It was a party, you were sucking liquor

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On your jacket a VIP sticker

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I peed in my pants and ran down the street

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Towards Washington Square Park

      C            G
Where you had been beat up

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You were wearing rags, I was wearing pointe shoes

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I tried to lay next to you, but you hit the snooze

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The definition of

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A crazy person is

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Someone who does the same thing over

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And over again, while expecting new results

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I cut off my tongue

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You started to kiss me

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Blood trickled down

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Don't you ever miss me?

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Don't you ever miss me?

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Don't you ever miss me?

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Don't you ever mince meat?

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I called up my momma, but I couldn't be sweet, so

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I escaped through the window on a rope made of sheets

    C           D
Got bitten by a squirrel

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And stepped on a syringe

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The view of Manhattan from GW  Bridge

C          D
You said, "Honey?"

C        G
I said, "Baby?"

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You said, "Funny."

C        A
I said, "Maybe."

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You says, "Hi Honey."

C           F
I says "Hey Baby."

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You asked, "Was it funny?"

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And I say, "Well maybe."

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Maybe, maybe

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I cut off my hair and went to sleep

         C            D
You were there, in my dreams

        C          G
Nursing on a glass teat

  F          C        D       C
I cut off my hair and went to sleep

         C            D
You were there, in my dreams

        C          G
Nursing on a glass teat

    C          D   C D
The definition of

  C            D   C G
A crazy person is

C        D      C                C
It was a party, you were sucking liquor

D       C        G   C
On your jacket a VIP sticker

C        D      C                C
It was a party, you were sucking liquor

D       C      G    C
On your jacket a VIP, uh

D       C      G    C
On your jacket a VIP, uh

D       C      G    C
On your jacket a VIP, uh

D       C      G    C
On your jacket a VIP