Reel Big Fish – Everyone Else Is An Asshole (Ukulele)

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[Variations]
D2 2-2-2-5
G#m 1-3-4-2

[Intro]
A     A    F#  F#    D   A   E
Woahh Wa-ohhh, Wa-ohhh-ohh-ohh,

A     A    F#  F#    D   A   E
Woahh Wa-ohhh, Wa-ohhh-ohh-ohh,

[Horns]
A |----0--4-7--4--5-5-4-0---0--4-5-5-4-0---0----0--9-7---0--2--4--5|
E |-0---------------------2--------------2----2--------------------|
C |----------------------------------------------------------------|
G |----------------------------------------------------------------|

                                                        D2 D2
A |----0--4-7--4--5-5-4-0---0--4-5-5-4-0---0----0--9-7--------|
E |-0---------------------2--------------2----2---------------|
C |-----------------------------------------------------------|
G |-----------------------------------------------------------|
[Verse 1]
A                    F#
  I tried to be nice, I tried to live my life,

    D        A          E
But everyone else is an asshole

A                     F#
   I tried to forgive,  I tried to live and let live,

    D        A          E
But everyone else is an asshole

     D        A              F#          E
And everybody else thinks of no one but themselves

    D2              A                       E
And no one wants to help cause they're all assholes

    D              A          F#           E
And every friendly chat is a knife in the back

    D2       A               E
A sneaky attack waiting to happen
[Verse 2]
A                      F#
   I tried not to mind,  I tried to be so kind,

    D        A          E
But everyone else is an asshole

A                           F#
   I tried to let love rule,  But I feel like such a fool,

      D        A          E
Cause everyone else is an asshole

            D              A
And they're out there even now

          F#             E
Trying to mess me up somehow

    D2                 A
But they won't stop me now

                     E
Cause they're all assholes

            D                A
And they're planning while I sleep

    F#         E
And even as we speak

   D2               A
To strike when I am weak

                  E
Cause they're all assholes
[Chorus]
B              G#m
Everyone else, Everyone else

E        B          F#
Everyone else is an asshole

B              G#m
Everyone else, Everyone else

E        B          F#
Everyone else is an asshole
[Verse 3]
A                     F#
  It's time to defend,  I know I have no friends

D          A        E
Everyone else is an asshole

A                          F#
I've got to get them first,  Cause worst has come to worst

D          A        E
Everyone else is an asshole
[Verse 4]
         D                A
But they put the blame on me

F#                E
Pretending not to see

       D2              A
That I just want to be free

           E
From these assholes

      D                   A
But I couldn't take their shit

     F#                 E
So I tried to deal with it

    D2           A
And now I look a bit

        E
Like an asshole!
[Verse 5]
A                  F#
I tried to be nice,  I tried to live my life

    D        A          E
But everyone else is an asshole

A                   F#
I tried to overlook,  And I tried to close the book

    D          A          E
But everyone else is an asshole

A                        F#
I tried not to talk shit,  But I just couldn't help it

   D        A        E
Everyone else is an asshole

A                      F#
They called it assault,  But it really wasn't my fault

 D         A           E
Everyone else is an asshole
[Chorus]
B              G#m
Everyone else, Everyone else

E        B          F#
Everyone else is an asshole

B              G#m
Everyone else, Everyone else

E        B          F#
Everyone else is an asshole
[Outro]
                   B       G#         E     B        F#
You're an asshole too!

                   B       G#         E     B        F#
You're an asshole too!

                   B       G#         E     B        F#
I'm talking bout you

                   B       G#         E     B        F#
I'm talking bout you

                   B       G#         E     B        F#
I'm talking bout you, and you, and you

                   B       G#         E     B        F#
You're an asshole too

                   B       G#         E     B        F#
I'm talking bout you, and you, and you

                   B       G#         E     B        F#
You're an asshole too

                   B       G#         E     B        F#
I'm talking bout you, and you, and you

                   B       G#         E     B        F#
You're an asshole too