Red Hot Chili Peppers – Sir Psycho Sexy (Guitar)

 Em7
A long, long, long, long time ago

B
Before the wind, before the snow

Em7
Lived a man, lived a man I know

B                             D
Lived a freak of nature named Sir Psycho

Em7
Sir Psycho Sexy that is me

B                                   Em7 B D
Sometimes I find I need to scream

Em7
He's a freak of nature

    B
But we love him so

Em7
He's a freak of nature

    B             D
But we let him go

Em7
Deep inside the garden of Eden

B
Standing there with my hard on bleedin'

Em7
Theres a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen

B              D
Good God no that would be treason

Em7
Believe me Eve she gave good reason

B
Booty looking too good not to be squeezin'

Em7
Creamy beaver hotter than a fever

B                    D
I'm a givin' cause she's the reciever

Em7
I won't and I don't hang up until I please her

B
Makin' her feel like an over achiever

Em7
I take it away for a minute just to tease her

B                     D
Then I give it back a little bit deeper

G                       Bb
Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah (he's the man that I met 1 time)

G                       Bb
Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah (he's the man that left me blind)

G                       Bb
Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah (he's the man he's the man he's the man)

G                       Bb
Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah

Em7
He's a freak of nature

B
But we love him so

Em7
He's a freak of nature

B                 D
But we let him go

Em7
I got stopped by a lady cop

B
In my automobile

Em7
She said get out and spead your legs

B
And then she tried to cop a feel

Em7
That cop she was all dressed in blue

B
Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you

Em7
She stuck my butt with her big black stick

B                       D
I said "what's up?" now suck my dick

Em7
Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb

B
She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand

Em7
On her crotch so very warm

B                                        D
I could feel her getting wet through her uniform

Em7
Proppin' her up on the black and white

B
Unzipped and slipped "ooo that's tight"

Em7
I swatted her like no swat team can

B                          D
Turned a cherry pie right into jam

G                       Bb
Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah (he's the man that I met 1 time)

G                       Bb
Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah (he's the man that left me blind)

G                       Bb
Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah (he's the man he's the man he's the man)

G                       Bb
Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah

Em7
Hello young woman that I love

B
Pretty punk rock mamma that I'm thinking of

Em7
Hold me naked if you will

B                             D
In your arms in your legs in your pussy I'd kill

Em7              B                 Em7
To be with you, to kiss with you, I do miss you

D
I love you

Em                        Eb
Lay me down, lay me down, lay me down

Em                  Eb
Descending waves of graceful pleasure

Em                  Eb
For your love there is no measure

Em                  Eb                       D  B
Her curves they bend with subtle splendor

Em7
Now I lay me down to sleep

B
I pray the funk will make me freak

Em7
If I should die before I waked

B                    D
Allow me Lord to rock out naked

Em7
Bored by the ordinary time to take a trip

B
Calling up a little girl with a bull whip

Em7
Lickety split go snap "snap"

B                       D
Girl gettin' off all in my lap

Em7
The tallest tree the sweetest sap

B
Blowin' my ass right off the map

Em7
Ooh and it's nice out here

B                      D
I think I'll stay for a while