Reckless Kelly – Wiggles And Ritalin (Guitar)

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Let's put on the Wiggles & pop a couple Ritalin

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Don't blame Mama or tell her how lazy she's been

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It's been prescribed by a doctor and the doctor said it ain't no sin

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So let's put on the Wiggles & pop a couple Ritalin

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Let's put on MacGyver & pop a couple Xanax bars

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I don't need no college counselor to tell me how lucky I are

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I lay the blame on the clinic and man it's got me this far

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Yeah, let's put on MacGyver & pop a couple Xanax bars

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  If only Dad would have spanked me instead

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Of dopin' me up and messing with my head

  Em
I might have turned out to be a regular guy

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But it's all that I know and I gotta get high

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So let's put on some Soul Train and snort a little cocaine

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I'll chop some lines maybe one at a time till we're feeling no pain

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I'll bite my tongue till it's numb and I'll talk till I drive you insane

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Yeah, let's put on some Soul Train and snort a little cocaine

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  If only Dad would have spanked me instead

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Of dopin' me up and messing with my head

  Em
I might have turned out to be a regular guy

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But it's all that I know and I gotta get high

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So let's put on some Scooby Doo & roll a couple doobie doos

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I've been high since I was just a little guy in my Underoos

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I sit around on my ass smokin' grass and watchin' classic cartoons

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Yeah, let's put on some Scooby Doo & roll a couple doobie doos

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Yeah, let's put on some Scooby Doo & smoke a couple doobie doos