Randy Rogers Band – Blow Up Plastic Girl (Guitar)

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Well I knew I had to have her so I sent off in the mail

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I saw her picture in that magazine

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And when the postman brought her, I thrilled as I blew up

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The prettiest plastic girl you'd ever seen

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I called the new girl Wendy and Wendy blew my mind

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Figured that I'd keep her around

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Her plug kept her inflated and when I had it in

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But when I pulled it out she'd go down

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She's a life sized, wife sized, full grown blow up plastic girl, nothin's missin'

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Yeah she never had a headache, she ain't got bad breath when we're kissin'

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Yeah she's there when you need her, she's more than just a friend

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And her skin is as smooth as a pearl

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She's a life sized, wife sized, full grown blow up plastic girl

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Well I didn't tell nobody except my best friend Earl

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You can't trust just anyone you see

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When I'd come home late at night all tired from makin' pizzas

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Wendy, she'd be waitin' there for me

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One night I came home anxious with Wendy on my mind

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And it broke my heart in two when I walked in

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And I found the one I'd always thought would always be just mine

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Layin' there with Earl my best friend

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She's a life sized, wife sized, full grown blow up plastic girl, nothin's missin'

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Yeah she never had a headache, she ain't got bad breath when we're kissin'

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Yeah she's there when you need her, she's more than just a friend

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And her skin is as smooth as a pearl

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She's a life sized, wife sized, full grown blow up plastic girl

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I never dreamed that Wendy would be the cheatin' kind

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I never figured Earl would let me down

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But you don't know what can happen in these modern mixed up times

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Cause there's a lot of wierdos runnin' round