R.E.M. – Sad Professor (Ukulele)

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VERSE:
D                     G            D            A     
If we're talking about love,     Then I have to tell you

         D             G                     D           A    
Dear readers: I'm not sure where I'm headed, I've gotten lost before
PRE-CHORUS:
G            A                F 
I've woke up stone drunk face down in the floor
CHORUS:
  A                  G        D 
  Late afternoon the house is hot

G A         G     D    
  I started, I jumped up

G A         G      D    G  A        G       D
  Everyone hates a bore,  Everybody hates a drunk
VERSE:
D                   G
This may be a lip invention

D                       A
Professors muddled in their intent

D                  G
To try to rope in followers

D              A   
To float they're malcontent 
PRE-CHORUS:
G            A           F   
As for this, reader, I'm already spent
CHORUS:
   A                  G        D
   Late afternoon the house is hot

G  A         G      D    
   I started, I jumped up

G  A                G        D    G  A            G       D 
   Everyone hates a sad professor,   I hate where I wound up
BRIDGE: D G D A VERSE:
D                   G
Dear readers, my apologies

D                       A
I drifted in and out of sleep

D                   G
Long silence presents the tragedies of love

D                       A
Look the age, get afraid. The surface hazy with
attendant thoughts PRECHORUS:
G            A           F
A lazy eye metaphor on the rocks
CHORUS:
   A                  G        D
Late afternoon the house is hot

G  A         G   D     G  A         G      D
I started a chapter.   Everyone hates a bore

G  A         G      D     G  A         G    D
Everybody hates a drunk.  Everyone hates a sad professor 

G  A         G      D     G  A         G    D
I hate where I wound up,  I hate where I wound up