Puscifer – Cuntry Boner (Guitar)

Key
-

Auto-scroll

Chords

[Intro] C [Verse 1]
C
I fucked Dolly Parton

C
I fucked Loretta Lynn

C
I fucked Barbara Mandrell

C
And I fucked all of her kin

  F
I fucked Minnie Pearl

  C
I fucked Elvis Presley's little girl

G
  I fucked the Judds

F
  I fucked the Judds

C
  My cuntry boner

   Bb    G/B C
It won't go  down
[Chorus]
            F
It won't go down

            Dm
It won't go down

   C
My boner, my boner

C
My boner won't go down

            F
It won't go down

            Dm
It won't go down

C
My cuntry boner

   Bb    G/B C
It won't go  down
[Verse 2]
C
I fucked Willie Nelson

C
I fucked him deep inside

C
I fucked Elvis Presley

C
In the bathroom where he died

  F
I fucked Doo-wight Yoakam

       C
Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles

C
And he hollered when I poked 'im

G
  I fucked the Judds

F
  I fucked the Judds

C
  My cuntry boner

   Bb    G/B C
It won't go  down
[Chorus]
            F
It won't go down (won't go down)

            Dm
It won't go down (won't go down)

   C
My boner, my boner

C
My boner won't go down

            F
It won't go down (won't go down)

            Dm
It won't go down (won't go down)

C
My cuntry boner

   Bb    G/B C
It won't go  down
[Solo] C F C G F C Bb G/B C (spoken) So how we doin' [Verse 3]
C
I fucked Alabama

C
I fucked the Oak Ridge Boys

C
I fucked Randy Travis

C
With a 12 inch plastic toy

  F
I fucked the cast of Hee-Haw

  C
I fucked Glen Cambell

C
I fucked him on a see-saw

      G
Kenny Rodgers thought it crass

       F
When I fucked his big white ass

C
  My cuntry boner

   Bb    G/B C
It won't go  down
[Chorus]
            F
It won't go down (won't go down)

            Dm
It won't go down (won't go down)

   C
My boner, my boner

C
My boner won't go down

            F
It won't go down (won't go down)

            Dm
It won't go down (won't go down)

C
My cuntry boner

   Bb    G/B C
It won't go  down
[Chorus]
            F
It won't go down (won't go down)

            Dm
It won't go down (won't go down)

   C
My boner, my boner

C
My boner won't go down

            F
It won't go down (won't go down)

            Dm
It won't go down (won't go down)

C
  My cuntry boner

   Bb    G/B C
It won't go  down
[Chorus]
            F
It won't go down (won't go down)

            Dm
It won't go down (won't go down)

   C
My boner, my boner

C
My boner won't go down

            F
It won't go down (won't go down)

            Dm
It won't go down (won't go down)

C
  My cuntry boner

   Bb    G/B C
It won't go  down
[Outro]
   Bb    G/B C
It won't go  down

Bb    G/B C
Won't go  down