Pulp – The Professional (Guitar)
Capo 4
Key
-
Versions
(2)
Guitar Tab
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Chords
[Intro]
E Em Am F
E Em Am F
[Verse 1]
E5 I'm back, in full effect E5 I can't even hold myself erect A5 I got nothing, that I wanna say F5 I'm gonna say it, anyway E5 I know you think that I've lost it baby E5 I know you think that my star is fading A5 You used to be a contender, now you're just a pretender F5 Psychic karaoke every weekend E5 You don't fit in those clothes anymore E5 Why don't you take them back to the charity store? A5 While you're there, you can always hand yourself in F5 You're into green issues, start recycling E5 You hide behind your woman when you're out on the town E5 Sure wouldn't blame her for holding you down A5 Holding you down, holding you down F5 You're the only one who's holding you down
N.C.
You're only ever polite when you're out of your box
N.C.
Cocker's short for sucker...
N.C.
A sucker of...
[Chorus]
E Em Oooh oooh ooooh Am Ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh F Oooh oooh ooooh F A sucker of... E Em Oooh oooh ooooh Am Ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh F Oooh oooh ooooh
[Verse 2]
E5 When I got up today I had that feeling again E5 Everything was okay then the world started seeping in A5 Now I'm trying to sleep it away F5 Oh, but I can't sleep it away E5 Can you answer this question can you answer it right? E5 Have you ever done anything good in your life? A5 Have you ever done anything that wasn't just for yourself? F5 Are you capable of giving?
N.C.
Are you capable of giving just for the sake of it
N.C.
Without expecting anything in return?
[Bridge]
N.C.
(I'm only trying to give you waht you've come to expect
N.C.
Just another song about single mothers and sex
N.C.
Single mothers and sex
N.C.
Single mothers and sex
N.C.
Just another song about single mothers and sex
N.C.
OK, you've heard it before;
N.C.
It's nothing special
N.C.
But it's a living, can't you see?)
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I'm a professional[Chorus]
Em Oooh oooh ooooh Am Ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh F Oooh oooh ooooh E Yeah, I'm a professional Em Oooh oooh ooooh Am Ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh F Oooh oooh ooooh
[Verse 3]
E Em Sleep on my darling Am F Sleep on don't wake as I leave E Em I've been rehearsing this scene so long now; Am F Don't interupt me as I do it for real E The bedroom floor is treacherous Em A tea-cup could be disastrous; Am 'Cos that would mean I would have to say F E What is written in the letter I posted yesterday Em So that it would get here when I was gone Am F And you awoke
[Instrumental]
E Em Am F
[Verse 4]
E5 Oh, she will meet me from the train E5 And she won't know a thing A5 About how I talk with my mouth full and only bath once a week F5 How I'm nicer the first time you meet me than the next E5 And I'm rapidly losing interest in sex A5 F5 Yeah I'm rapidly losing interest in sex E5 What's the point in making it over-emotioanl? E5 You can do it the hard way
N.C.
Or you can be a professional
[Chorus]
E Em Oooh oooh ooooh Am Ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh F Oooh oooh ooooh E I'm a professional Em Oooh oooh ooooh Am Ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh F Oooh oooh ooooh (okay)
[Outro]
E Em Sleep on my darling Am F Sleep on my love E Em Sleep on my darling Am F Sleep on my love E Em Sleep on my darling Am F Sleep on my love E Em Sleep on my darling Am F Sleep on my love