Pulp – Can I Have My Balls Back Please (Guitar)

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* always strum once Please notice that Gsus4 can replaced most of the time by this short riff:
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[Intro] Gsus4 Gsus4 [Verse 1]
Gsus4
At the bottom of the stairway

Gsus4                                  Am
I turned round as I was ready to leave - and said:

C                   Gsus4                 Gsus4
  "Oh can I have my balls back, please?"

Gsus4
Well, they might not mean that much to you

         Gsus4                            Am
But they sure as hell mean so much to me

C                   Gsus4                Gsus4
  So, can I have my balls back, please?
[Chorus]
                  Bm
Oh, can I have my balls back, please?

              C
Can I have my balls back, please?

G
How am I gonna get through my life

F                               E
If you don't return them to me? - Oh, no no

                  Bm
Oh, can I have my balls back, please?

                  C
Oh, can I have my balls back, please?

G
I can't really be a man

F                            E       N.C.
Look at me I'm down on my knees, yeah
[Verse 2]
    Gsus4
So, I went to New York City

   Gsus4                                Am
To see a doctor thinking maybe that he

C                      Gsus4           Gsus4
  Would understand the state I was in

            Gsus4
He said: "I'd dearly love to help you son

        Gsus4                                Am
But you see the same thing's happened to me."

            C                         Gsus4                     Gsus4
So, now I'm home - and I'm asking you just once more - please!
[Chorus]
                  Bm
Oh, can I have my balls back, please?

              C
Can I have my balls back, please?

G
How am I gonna get through my life

F                               E
If you don't return them to me? - Oh, no no

                  Bm
Oh, can I have my balls back, please?

                  C
Oh, can I have my balls back, please?

G
I can't really be a man

F                            E
Look at me I'm down on my knees, yeah
[Bridge]
          Am
Oh, and I don't know

            C
How much longer

                        Gsus4*
I can live my life like this
[Instrumental]
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                         Bring 'em back
Gsus4 Gsus4 Am C Gsus4 Gsus4 Gsus4 Gsus4 Am C Gsus4 Gsus4 [Chorus]
                    Bm
Aaah, can I have my balls back, please?

              C
Can I have my balls back, please?

G
How am I gonna get through my life

F                               E
If you don't return them to me? - Oh, no no

                  Bm
So, can I have my balls back, please?

                    C
Yeah, can I have my balls back, please?

      G
Oooh, I can't really be a man

F                            E
Look at me I'm down on my knee-ee-ee-ees
[Bridge]
          Am
Oh, and I don't know

            C
How much longer

                        Gsus4
I can live my life like this
[Outro]
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                       Come on
Gsus4 Gsus4
Gsus4
Bring 'em back

Gsus4                            Gsus4    Gsus4
  They're no use to you anymore
Gsus4 Gsus4 Gsus4 Gsus4
Gsus4          Gsus4
Papapa-papalapa

    Gsus4
Oh, bring them back to me!