Penelope Scott – Mommy Fwiend (Ukulele)

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[Intro] Cm G7 Ab Eb [Chorus]
Eb
I don't wanna suck you off

G7
Just to hold the spot

          Cm                       Ab         Bb
Of every suicide hotline volunteer you've ever called

Eb
I'm not your mom

G7
And I'm not your therapist

Ab                         Bb        Eb
And I'm not safe enough to take this risk
[Verse 1]
Eb
I don't wanna eat your dread

Cm
The very same way

Fm                            Bb
That women swallow cum just to make it go away

Eb
And you should treat me better

Cm
Than the goddamn fruit

Fm                        Bb      Eb
You cut a hole in back in seventh grade
[Bridge]
Ab
And I know

Bb            Cm
I know you're sad

Ab
Let me just remind you

Bb            G7
I am not your fucking dad
[Chorus]
Eb
I don't wanna suck you off

G7
Just to hold the spot

Cm                                      Ab   Bb
Of every mental health professional you ever saw

Eb
I'm not your therapist

G7
I'm not trained for this

Ab                             Bb
And I don't wanna be forced to listen

Cm
Under coercion

Fm                                   Bb
Under the threat of your blood on my hands
[Bridge]
Ab
Let me remind you

Fm                 Bb
That I am not your dad
[Verse 2]
Cm
I am not your daddy

G7
I can't support

Ab                                      Eb
I can't work through all your childhood trauma for you

Cm
I don't wanna fuck you

G
Like he never could

Ab                                        Eb
I don't wanna be the thing you fuck to do something you shouldn't
[Verse 3]
Ab                              Bb
I don't owe you any space on my bed

Ab
This isn't feminism

Bb
It's straight up normal fucking etiquette

Fm
When I say fuck off

Bb
Fuck off

Ab
Because consent is about more than just

Bb
Your cock and the government
[Chorus]
Eb
I don't wanna suck you off

G7
Just to hold the spot

Cm                                      Ab
Of every mental health professional you never saw

Eb
I'm not your therapist

Bb
I'm not trained for this

Ab                   Bb        Eb
And I don't wanna be forced to listen

Cm
Under coercion

Fm                                   Bb
Under the threat of your blood on my hands
[Verse 4]
Eb                     G7
Leveraging my constant guilt against me

Cm                    Ab
And you force me into submission

Eb                          G7
And I would be so much less offended

Cm                         Ab
If you just told me to get back into the kitchen

Fm                              Bb
I don't even feel good about it anymore

 Ab                                  Bb
'Cause you don't take the advice you fucking use me for
[Chorus]
Eb
I don't wanna suck you off

G7
Just to hold the spot

Cm                                      Ab   Bb
Of every mental health professional you ever saw

Eb
I'm not your therapist

Cm
I'm not trained for this

Fm                       Bb      Eb
And I don't wanna take a fucking risk

Cm
Under coercion

Fm                                   Bb
Under the threat of your blood on my hands
[Bridge]
Ab
Let me remind you

Fm                 Bb
That I am not your dad

Ab
Let me remind you

Fm                   Bb
To call your fucking dad
[INSTRUMENTAL OUTRO] Eb G Cm Ab Eb G Ab Bb Eb Fm F Bb