Paul Simon – My Professional Opinion (Guitar)

first lick in Verse 1 (this is the way they generally work
                       with many variations)
  N.C.
  1 + 2 + 3 + 4   +  1 + 2   + 3 + 4 +
e|--9-9\7-7p5-------|--0---------------|
B|--9-9\7-7p5-7\5-0-/2-2---0-1-2-------|
G|------------6\4-0-/2-----0-1-2-2---2-|
D|------------------|------0-1-2---2---|
A|------------------|------------------|0
E|------------------|------------------|

                       A
Good Morning, Mr. Indignation

A                                 Bm
 Looks like you haven't slept all night

Bm                   E
 In my professional opinion

E                                 A
 Go back to bed and turn off your light

                      A
I'm not a doctor or a preacher

A                           Bm
 I've no particular guiding star

Bm                   E
 In my professional opinion

E                               A
 I'm no more satisfied than you are

                                       E
So what in the world are we whispering for?

Bm                                    A
 Everyone's naked, there's nothing to hide

                                      E
Gonna carry my grievances down to the shore

E                               A
 Wash them away in the tumbling tide

                            A
I heard two cows in a conversation

A                           Bm
 One called the other one a name

Bm                   E
 In my professional opinion

E                                      A
 All cows in the country must bear the blame

                      A
So, all rise to the occasion

A                    Bm
 Or all sink into despair

Bm                   E
 In my professional opinion

E                           A
 We're better off not going there

                                       E
So what in the world are we whispering for?

Bm                                    A
 Everyone's naked, there's nothing to hide

                                      E
Gonna carry my grievances down to the shore

E                               A
 Wash them away in the tumbling tide

                              A
Wash 'em away in the tumbling tide

                     Bm
Wash 'em away in the tide

Bm
 All that really matters

       E         D6
Is the one who became us

 A/C#        Bm
Anointed and gamed us

E          A
 With His opinions

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        (scat vocals)