Paul Kelly – How To Make Gravy (Ukulele)
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D Em F#m Em D Em Hey Joe, it's Dan here, I hope you're keeping well, it's the 21st of December F#m Em G A G A A7 Now theyre ringing the last bell, if I get good behaviour, I'll be out of here by July D Em F#m Em D Em F#m Em Won't you kiss my kids on Christmas day, please___ don't let them cry D Em F#m Em I guess the brothers are driving down from Queensland, Stella's flying in from the coast D Em F#m Em They say it's gonna be 100deg, even more maybe, but that won't stop the roast G A G A A7 D Who's gonna make the gravy? I bet it won't taste the same, just add flour, salt Em F#m A little red wine and don't forget a dollop of tomato sauce for sweetness Em D Em And that extra tang, and give my love to Angus and to Frank and Dolly F#m Em D Tell 'em all I'm sorry I screwed up this time, and look after Rita Em F#m Em D Em F#m Em I'll be thinking of her early Christmas morning, when I'm standing in line D Em F#m Em I hear Mary's got a new boyfriend, I hope he can hold his own D Em F#m Em D'you remember the last one, what was his name again? Just a little too much cologne G A And Roger, you know I'm even gonna miss Roger G A Cause there's sure as hell no one in here I wanna fight D Em F#m Oh praise the Baby Jesus, have a Merry Christmas, I'm really gonna miss it, Em D Em All the treasure and the trash, and later in the evening, I can just imagine, F#m Em D You'll put on Junior Murvin and push the tables back, and you'll dance with Rita Em F#m I know you really like her, just don't hold her too close, oh brother please don't Em D Em Stab me in the back, I didn't mean to say that, it's just my mind it plays up F#m Em D Multiplies each matter, turns imagination into fact, you know I love her badly Em F#m Em She's the one to save me, I'm gonna make some gravy, I'm gonna taste the fat D Em F#m Tell her that I'm sorry, yeah I love her badly, tell 'em all I'm sorry Em D Em And kiss the sleepy children for me you know one of these days, I'll be making gravy F#m Em D I'll be making plenty, I'm gonna pay 'em all back