Patent Pending – Nsfw (Guitar)
Key
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Speed:
1.0x
Chords
A D E F#m e|-0---2---0---2-| B|-2---3---0---2-| G|-2---2---1---2-| D|-2---0---2---4-| A|-0---x---2---4-| E|-x---x---0---2-|
Intro:
A E D D
A E F#m F#m
A E I know you like to think you've found the one, D And it must be, finally, gotta be love, A E But you're probably not and probably didn't (nope) F#m Just sayin' that Snapchat, text-back game you're playing A E Starts with 'show me yours and I'll show you mine' D Then a couple screenshots end up online A E And those dick pics and titty snaps F#m Have all gone viral on the internet (tight) A E D Naked pictures sound like fun A E F#m Until you break up and they make their way to everyone
And all of the creepers
A E Crankin' it, spankin' it, passin' 'em on, D Postin' it, showin' it, blowin' 'em up. A E F#m Don't take those pictures like you do A E Of you in your birthday suit. D A E F#m You in your birthday suit. A E Talkin' that va-jay-jay vision with a nipple lick flick, D A cock shot, ball drop or 'baby just the tip' A E Cause news moves fast but your boobs move quicker F#m Picture that ass on the front page of Flickr A E NSFW, more like anywhere, D Tried my best to warn you, but you didn't care. A E Awkward pose, bad light, slight bend F#m Leave it to the pros, y'all, you should never send A E D Naked pictures sound like fun A E F#m Until you break up and they make their way to everyone
And all of the creepers
A E Crankin' it, spankin' it, passin' 'em on, D Postin' it, showin' it, blowin' 'em up. A E F#m Don't take those pictures like you do
Of you in your birthday suit.
You in your birthday suit.
A E Best case scenario, pictures of your scarey-o D Face, never make it to the wrong hands. A E The inverse, is the whole universe F#m Sees you shake your holiday hams. A E Background check for the perfect job D But the Google search shows the tiggle bit is a dong A E There's a booty smack screencap goin' around F#m A E D And you had to get a lawyer to get the nip clip taken down A E F#m (well, that's what your junk looks like,)
N.C.
(So I guess there's that)
A E D Naked pictures sound like fun A E F#m Until you break up and they make their way to your mom
And all of the creepers
A E Crankin' it, spankin' it, passin' 'em on, D Postin' it, showin' it, blowin' 'em up. A E F#m Don't take those pictures like you do A E Of you in your birthday suit. D A E F#m You in your birthday suit.
Enjoy!
-Sace