Patent Pending – Last Time That I Saw You (Guitar)

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 The last time that I saw you I was drunk as hell

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 Apologies are probably in order I can tell

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 From the pictures that you posted

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 I look liquid, I look toasted

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 And I probably owe you money as well

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 I was dazed, I was faded, I was sixteen types of wasted

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 I was trading shirts with dudes I didn't know

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 I was toasted, I fell down

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 Crowned the mayor of Tipsy Town

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 From the second that I started I was done

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 Sorry but the last time that I saw you I was     drunk

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 Normally I'm not the one who gets carried home

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 Typically you won't find me drunk texting on my phone

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 I'm not a pro, not out for trouble, but hot damn I was seeing double

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 Singing karaoke, it was Journey all night long (DON'T STOP BELIEVING!)

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 I was ripped, obliterated

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 I don't want to see my credit card statement

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 'Cause I was throwing back Jack like Slash in '92

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 I was pissed, I was plowed

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 I was messed up, blacked out

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 This hangover is gonna last a month

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 Sorry but the last time that I saw you I was drunk

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 I got a YOLO tattoo

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 Drunk dialed everyone I knew

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 A shopping spree on Amazon

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 What the hell was going on?

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 Apparently I drank a bit too much

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 Sorry but the last time that I saw you I was drunk

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 And useless

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 Woke up, I was handcuffed to a briefcase,

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 I was clueless, How did I do this?

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 When I went to call the next day

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 I remembered that I lost my phone

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 In a midnight, look at these maylay

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 How the hell did I get that way?

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 I was dazed, I was faded, I was sixteen types of wasted

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 I was trading shirts with dudes I didn't know

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 I was toasted, I fell down

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 Crowned the mayor of Tipsy Town

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 From the second that I started I was done

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 Sorry but the last time that I saw you I was     drunk