Patent Pending – Im Not Alone (Ukulele)

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So I just wrote these chords out in their most basic forms. If you're playing this acoustic, you can use some of these chord substitutions: Em - Em7: 022033 C - C9: x3x033 Am7 - Asus: x02033 Verse 1:

        G         C            Am7            D
I write songs for Pam from The Office cause I think that she’s hot

G         C             Am7                  D
 a dollar ten worth of gas please cause its all that Ive got 

G       C            Am7     D
 a cellphone with my own ringtone 

           G          C                   Am7             D
except the speaker is blown Ill bring it back, Im in the zone

Verse 2: its like Ive never wanted anything till I saw you but now Im doing everything a boy can do to be as smooth as Efron big TV turn it on cause Im a media consumer till now Im hearing rumors that Chorus:

    Em             C
The world has gone insane

               G
Weve lost our brains

                 D
we need a longer vacation 

         Em
and less medication 

           C
to help us through

          G
the crazy we do

                        Eb        D                
Im not nervous cause I know that Im not alone

G   D
    Im not alone

C   Eb
    Im not alone

G   D
    Im not alone

C   Eb
    Im not alone

Break:

G - C - Am7 - D x2
                      (The world is spinning off its axis)

Verse 3: They said by year 2010 our cars would be flying why the hell am I still grounded then are scientists still trying cause weve all been mislead Well just download instead till the entire populations stealing college education Verse 4: from the internet get set cause Ive been doing yoga I will stretch until my stress is gone I probably should have told you Im like an extra on Lost so is Locke really dead I wonder how well get off Hey thats what she said She said the world has gone insane Weve lost our brains we need a longer vacation and less medication to help us through the crazy we do Im not nervous cause I know that Im not alone Im not alone Im not alone Im not alone Im not alone Bridge:

  G                   C
A thousand times Ive come to find 

  G                 C
disasters that Ive left behind 

G                 D           C
Cristal no its a box of wine now

  G                C
A million plays on my YouTube

  G           C
Titanic in my Netflix cue

G               C
throw away your Rubiks Cube

       Eb          D
Youre never gonna figure it out

The world has gone insane Weve lost our brains we need a longer vacation and less medication to help us through the crazy we do Im not nervous cause I know that Im not alone Im not alone Im not alone Im not alone Im not alone